Loser Araysar
Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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2. Best Thread Of The Year (2013 Rerolled Awards)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Daezuel
Potato del Grande
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
- 19,580
- 23,829
Daezuel
Potato del Grande
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- 51,062
Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Onoes
Trakanon Raider
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I can not believe I'm in second place here, and I didn't even vote for myself. I would like to thank all the people that made this possible. Had I known I would have included the ending to the story, which I never posted because I knew it was just going to be a ton of people informing me of my own stupidity.
The day after I finally got the title, I went directly to a dealership and traded it in at a loss, for a brand new car. So, to summarize, trying to avoid paying full price at a dealership I dealt with pimps and hoes, who fucked me, and after a couple months of crushing enfeeblement, regret, self loathing, and embarrassment, I got the title, took it to a dealership and traded it in for a brand new car at a higher price than I would have paid in the first place. THE ARISTOCRATS!
I do, however, like my new car, which I plan on driving for the next 20 years. Happy ending?!
The day after I finally got the title, I went directly to a dealership and traded it in at a loss, for a brand new car. So, to summarize, trying to avoid paying full price at a dealership I dealt with pimps and hoes, who fucked me, and after a couple months of crushing enfeeblement, regret, self loathing, and embarrassment, I got the title, took it to a dealership and traded it in for a brand new car at a higher price than I would have paid in the first place. THE ARISTOCRATS!
I do, however, like my new car, which I plan on driving for the next 20 years. Happy ending?!
iannis
Musty Nester
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They're all so good it's hard to choose just one. But in honor of our roots it has to be Megan Fox. She was the IRL guild lootwhore who fucked the raid leader for some extra DSP.
It kinda feels like voting that A New Hope was the best sci-fi movie to come out in the 70's though. Well, I mean, duh.
The silver medal (a high honor in this case) probably has to go to Onoes. I halfway expected that he was going to be brutalized by the thug ex-con boyfriend of some random vegas whore, all over a drug fueled $500 retard scam. Life imitates art sometimes too.
It kinda feels like voting that A New Hope was the best sci-fi movie to come out in the 70's though. Well, I mean, duh.
The silver medal (a high honor in this case) probably has to go to Onoes. I halfway expected that he was going to be brutalized by the thug ex-con boyfriend of some random vegas whore, all over a drug fueled $500 retard scam. Life imitates art sometimes too.
