2012 NFL Season

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Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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The Cardinals have taken over as the embarrassment of the NFL. The Raiders should thank them.
In the preseason I posted that the Cardinals would be the worst team this year. As the season started I felt really stupid, but now I'm feeling somewhat redeemed. They probably won't have the worst record, but that team is a disaster.

It's a shame there isn't a worst team playoff. I'd really like to know who's the worst of the Cardinals, Chiefs, and Jaguars.
 

SimSimSalabim

Molten Core Raider
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What was that?
Ha, yeah. That play was nice but it doesn't change my point. Kaepernick still only accounted for 238 yards and 1 TD. Before the Rams game where he was injured Smith was averaging ~225 yards and 1.5 TDs per game, and in addition to that the numbers from running backs are down since Kaepernick took over the job.

You can argue that Kaepernick has a higher ceiling, and its a valid point because he most likely does, but the offensive production of the team has actually gone down since he took over. Part of the problem is Harbaugh calling stupid plays now all of the time, like how many useless toss sweeps to LaMichael James were run? At one point the guy had 7 carries for 13 yards or something awful like that. And of course Kaepernick's awful play and Harbaugh's awful play calling cost them the 2nd Rams game, a game they win hands down if Smith is playing.
 

Jozu

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Dude Smith is a bro and was very efficient but he is a guy who cant bring his team back from 2 scores. Teams pin their ears back on tiny hands and start hitting him and making him shell up further dampening their chances of putting up points from behind.

With Kap you have to respect the option play and spy him. Yeah his numbers arent eye opening but he has shown he can hit on the long ball. If Moss doesnt flub away that catch he would have had over 300 yards and another score. Tat 50 yarder to ice the game also shows you the kind of damage he can do if they can make the defense pull the wrong direction. My only criticism is the fact Vernon Davis has been rendered useless in this version of the offense.

He needs to get Davis the ball on them crossing routes and use his speed to create match-up problems. The pistol shit isnt going to cut it come playoff time against stout defenses and smart coordinators.
 

Famm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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It doesn't matter, the Seahawks will win the division and the Niners will go one and out.
 

Draegan_sl

2 Minutes Hate
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I can't watch anymore. Fucking Saints giving up 280 kick return yards and we're just starting the 4th. The defense gets about 8 yards to defend if any at all before the Giants get freebie points. Offense is clicking but my god it's like when 1 phase is working the other 1 or 2 phases shits the bed so hard we can't win short of a miracle...
Saints just got Rerolled.
 

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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Wilson MVP this game no contest, that boy is about to get a lot more play time.
He only had 7 completions, 150 yds, 1 td and 1 int. Save the anointing oil for Marshawn Lynch who rushed for 3 TDs
 

Firewalker

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Pretty sure he's talking about the Giants guy not Seattle's
Yea definitely talking about David Wilson, for the Giants. 327 all purpose yards, guy was beast this game.

Edit: not to mention 3 touchdowns, 1 kickoff return and 2 rushing
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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I am not a huge Seahawks fan but they are my home team. I would like to thank the Cardinlols for a franchise point record.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

Log Wizard
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Great game by the Cowboys considering that D and how well the Bengals have been and Romo had to run around all game long trying to give us a shot. That FG drive was exactly what you do in that situation, slowly move the ball down the field, kick a field goal with no time left. Bailey has been money all year, if I could have the game on the line with him kicking I would choose that every game.

Don't mean to brag, just feels good for them to win when no one gave them a shot and they shut them the fuck up, for a week at least.
 

Sparko

Silver Knight of the Realm
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I am not a huge Seahawks fan but they are my home team. I would like to thank the Cardinlols for a franchise point record.
Guess it's time to attend next weeks home game wearing paper bags on our heads.