2013 NFL Playoffs

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Merrith_sl said:
I'll take that one...Super Bow Week. good catch.
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Itlan

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Gavinrad_sl said:
Calm down you fucking spastic retard.

The dude wasn't arrested for having a bag of weed, it was crack. Twice. And who the fuck cares what kind of store he was burglarizing, why would that matter even slightly? The dude KNEW he was committing a third felony in a three strike state, fuck him and fuck his freedom. If you don't like the three strikes law,stop committing felonies. Again, without the three strikes law the dude is just going to get sent back to prison again after he gets out, except maybe now he graduates to armed robbery and shoots somebody.
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This is some dumbass logic, just letting you know.

Yeah, he stole art supplies and likes to do a little coke, clearly he's a violent criminal who needs to be locked up.

Fucking Republicans.
 
jooka

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Itlan_sl said:
This is some dumbass logic, just letting you know.

Yeah, he stole art supplies and likes to do a little coke, clearly he's a violent criminal who needs to be locked up.

Fucking Republicans.
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if you are dumb enough to hit 3 felons in a state that lets you know during your 1st and 2nd felon and then get another go to jail for life, figure it out.
 
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Itlan_sl said:
This is some dumbass logic, just letting you know.

Yeah, he stole art supplies and likes to do a little coke, clearly he's a violent criminal who needs to be locked up.

Fucking Republicans.
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I'm not a Republican. I know, that must completely mystify a pea-brained retard like you.
 
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Gavinrad_sl said:
NFL players are pretty much all violent thugs whose football scholarships are the only reason they didn't end up with a criminal record themselves. Assuming Merkins isn't full of shit about the dude, I'm more inclined to side with the club owner until I hear someconsistentwitness accounts.
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Word around town is the NFL players in the club were acting like big shot assholes, they started mauling the waitresses, bouncers had to step in to get em to knock it off. A little later the NFL players fired up some weed in the middle of the club, the bouncers told em GTFO, the answer was 'Fuck You make us!' tasers were pulled, a fight broke out and I guess Mike decided to take a cheap shot at one of em with a bottle when it got really outta hand. That's all I got so far.
 
Merrith

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Merkins4Brazil_sl said:
Word around town is the NFL players in the club were acting like big shot assholes, they started mauling the waitresses, bouncers had to step in to get em to knock it off. A little later the NFL players fired up some weed in the middle of the club, the bouncers told em GTFO, the answer was 'Fuck You make us!' tasers were pulled, a fight broke out and I guess Mike decided to take a cheap shot at one of em with a bottle when it got really outta hand. That's all I got so far.
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Sounds legit.
 
Famm

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Sounds like self defense, how else is he going to go toe-to-toe with an NFL tackle.

Why do these dumb motherfuckers love strip clubs so much? They could rent their own bar for the evening and have some homies in a limo go grab random skanks from any bar, or bring them back to whatever penthouse or mansion they are staying in.
 
Itlan

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Gavinrad_sl said:
I'm not a Republican. I know, that must completely mystify a pea-brained retard like you.
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You actually took that comment seriously. But I'm the retard? COME SEE MY 3.9 GPA Wakandan. YOU GOT A PHD BRUH?

jooka_sl said:
if you are dumb enough to hit 3 felons in a state that lets you know during your 1st and 2nd felon and then get another go to jail for life, figure it out.
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Idiocy isn't illegal, or I'd have to lock up most of you motherfuckers! This isn't a political debate forum so I'm not going to get into this, but he really doesn't deserve a life sentence for doing a little coke.
 
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Famm_sl said:
Sounds like self defense, how else is he going to go toe-to-toe with an NFL tackle.

Why do these dumb motherfuckers love strip clubs so much? They could rent their own bar for the evening and have some homies in a limo go grab random skanks from any bar, or bring them back to whatever penthouse or mansion they are staying in.
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it's not about the tittays, its about showing off to everyone else.
 
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Famm_sl said:
Sounds like self defense, how else is he going to go toe-to-toe with an NFL tackle.

Why do these dumb motherfuckers love strip clubs so much? They could rent their own bar for the evening and have some homies in a limo go grab random skanks from any bar, or bring them back to whatever penthouse or mansion they are staying in.
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In this case it was not a strip club, the place is a very high end bar that specializes in vegas style 'bottle service' bullshit. A strip club here is prepared for these kinda shenanigans, a bottle service bar not so much.
 
Jozu

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lol Itlan. Consistent troll is best troll.

But anyway, who do you think wins Itlan? I knew you were confident before the Giants game against the Pats last year, but I wonder how confident you were in 07? I am fairly confident heading into this one, just slightly worried John Harbaugh is going to be a faggot and switch shit up on the Niners and throw the ball 50 times. Everyone thinks thy are going to try an establish the run like the Thanksgiving game, and they probably should, but the Niners can be had through the air.

I'm almost hoping they do that in a way though, because the Falcons did and lost, and I am fanatically anticipating the appearance of EVIL FLACCO, who would have a better chance of spawning if they have him throw it too much. Should be a good game. I just wonder which enforcer is going to lay down the wood first? Pollard will be trying to knock someone out, and so will Willis, Goldson and Whitner. If someone gets Ridley'd or Thomas'd that would be a huge confidence/swagger boost that will probably determine outcome of the game.

edit: And if I may one last time, please allow me to slob the Niners defense knob.

They have 4 all pro on defense. That is fucking insane. (6 pro bowl starters, has that ever happened in the history of the NFL? probably not) Aldon Smith, Dashon Goldson, Patrick Willis, and NaVorro Bowman are all monsters, and then you have Whitner (kind of bad in coverage but still) and Justin Smith and guys like Brooks and Brown/Rodgers. Truly a great defense.
 
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I wonder what would happen if you walked up behind Ray Lewis and whispered "deer antlers" in his ear. I put the chances that he'd turn around and shank you at about 95%.
 
Merrith

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The new narrative today is that all this controversy surrounding Lewis will make him play even harder on Sunday. You can bet if the Ravens win and he does anything on defense he'll probably get MVP unless Rice or Flacco goes nuts on offense.
 
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It just shows how thin the veneer of his "Saint Ray" personality really is. It doesn't take much to peel it back and show the monster underneath.
 
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