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The Ravens won't win it Ray Lewis will win it, thus proving, with absolute certainty, that there is no God.
2013 NFL Playoffs
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Pharazon
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I think this is the only conclusion any rational person can come to if that is the outcome. On the other hand, if Kaepernick gets hurt in the first quarter and Alex Smith comes in and throws 3 TD's in leading his team to a win, then the door is still open a crack, and maybe God is out there having some fun.
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So I has a question and I'm not sure if any of you can answer it.
Chad Jones was a safety drafted by the Giants couple years back. Before he even went into camp, dude smashed the fuck out of his car and broke his entire body. Seriously, he broke everything in his body. He's been rehabbing for I believe almost 3 years, it could even be more by now. So he pretty much never got paid and had to pay medical and rehab bills for 4 years.
Who the fuck is paying all that shit? Is it the Giants? Is it the NFL? Obama?
In other news, he apparently is being worked out by the Saints, which is pretty fucking amazing that he came back from all that... but seriously, who the hell is covering his medical bills?
Oh, fuck Coach Harbaugh!
Chad Jones was a safety drafted by the Giants couple years back. Before he even went into camp, dude smashed the fuck out of his car and broke his entire body. Seriously, he broke everything in his body. He's been rehabbing for I believe almost 3 years, it could even be more by now. So he pretty much never got paid and had to pay medical and rehab bills for 4 years.
Who the fuck is paying all that shit? Is it the Giants? Is it the NFL? Obama?
In other news, he apparently is being worked out by the Saints, which is pretty fucking amazing that he came back from all that... but seriously, who the hell is covering his medical bills?
Oh, fuck Coach Harbaugh!
This except replace Willis with Gore (no disrespect to Willis). Gore has carried that team through some absolute worthless seasons, come back from decent injuries and deserves more respect than he gets. As a long time niners fan would love to see him get a ring/monster game while he's still on top.
Lol so much Ray Lewis hate in this thread, and really everywhere I guess. I don't understand it, he's entertaining as fuck to watch, and he is a first ballot HOF player. So what if he supposedly helped stab two guys and then ratted on his "friends". That was like 13 years ago, I think it's a safe bet that everyone here has changed some in 13 years.
Now he is a religious nutjob, but hell, it's nice to see someone be consistent. Like he clearly doesn't give a fuck what anyone really thinks about him, aside from that he didn't stab those kids!
He's been the leader of one of the best and consistent defenses forever. And from stories around the NFL is one of the most respected people in the game, for what he does off the field. I just don't see a real reason for the hate aside from "damn he's good lets hate!"
Baltimore 27, SF 17
Because fuck SF for knocking out NO last year!
Now he is a religious nutjob, but hell, it's nice to see someone be consistent. Like he clearly doesn't give a fuck what anyone really thinks about him, aside from that he didn't stab those kids!
He's been the leader of one of the best and consistent defenses forever. And from stories around the NFL is one of the most respected people in the game, for what he does off the field. I just don't see a real reason for the hate aside from "damn he's good lets hate!"
Baltimore 27, SF 17
Because fuck SF for knocking out NO last year!
not possible
also pretty sure Ed Reed's performance has made Ray look second class for the duration of their careers. Just saying, Ray's a pedestrian and kind of reminds me of Wade Boggs. Hang around long enough to wrack up credit for "performance"
1350 tackles in 17 seasons.. what a big deal
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People might not like the Sharpe brothers, but Sterling's name for Michael Crabtree is hilarious and I think it sticks for a while. "Smooth Criminal". LMAO.
The timing on that nickname is not a coincidence.... Also, Mike Crabtree's NFL mugshot just makes him seem like he knows something you dont. So everything just fits perfectly. Sharpe commented that he calls him the smooth criminal because he has deceptive speed and stays consistent on his routes and can break tackles and get behind the defense....but the real meaning behind the nickname has everything to do with him dodging a sexual assault charge.
The timing on that nickname is not a coincidence.... Also, Mike Crabtree's NFL mugshot just makes him seem like he knows something you dont. So everything just fits perfectly. Sharpe commented that he calls him the smooth criminal because he has deceptive speed and stays consistent on his routes and can break tackles and get behind the defense....but the real meaning behind the nickname has everything to do with him dodging a sexual assault charge.
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Ravens go up 35 to 0, Kaepernick has both legs broken at the end of the first half by University of Utah alumnus and all around badass Paul Kruger, Ray Lewis is turned into a pillar of salt as god finally gets sick of him using his faith as a bulletproof shield against all criticism, and my boy Alex Smith comes in, scores 6 unanswered touchdowns, and becomes Superbowl MVP.
I believe!
I believe!
And is still traded, yet due to his SB performance - earns himself a 5 year 20/m a year contract.
I believe
Jozu
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Nah.
Ratbirds are happy to be there. 49ers are all business and dont lose Super Bowls.
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I just feel like they'll get whatever breaks they need/other team doesn't step up when they play against the Ravens.
I never saw the second half of the 49ers last super bowl in 1994. They were crushing the Chargers and the game was basically over by halftime, so I asked my dad to take me to the card store to trade some baseball cards, and hopefully make it back for the start of the 3rd quarter. Our dog was born a month before I was, but he was getting old and going deaf and blind, so we always had to look out for him. We get into the truck and my dad asks me if I see him. I was so excited about the game that instead of getting out and actually looking for him, I just looked out the window quickly and assumed he wasn't back there since we hadn't seen him on the way to the truck. We back out of the driveway and are about to turn around when I see him laying on the ground 20 yards in front of us. I ran straight to my room and cried the rest of the day. We ran over and killed him all because I was too excited to take the time to get out and find him.
The 49ers last super bowl win was the worst day of my childhood. I have a feeling today will be better
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The 49ers last super bowl win was the worst day of my childhood. I have a feeling today will be better
