2013 NFL Season

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Right now, Frank Gore is technically the 2nd leading pass catcher currently playing from last year. That's not good.
This is exactly the type of thing that is the Chiefs major issue, and why they can't win the division this year. (This, and Peyton is a beast.)

Alex Smith is our #2 rusher.
Jamaal Charles is our #2 receiver.
Dwayne Bowe is our #3 receiver.
 

Joeboo

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This is exactly the type of thing that is the Chiefs major issue, and why they can't win the division this year. (This, and Peyton is a beast.)

Alex Smith is our #2 rusher.
Jamaal Charles is our #2 receiver.
Dwayne Bowe is our #3 receiver.
Actually, Charles is the maybe the #1 receiver and #1 rusher. He leads the team in receptions and is 2nd in yardage right now. That can't last(if he expects to survive the season). Charles has 52 rushes and 18 catches in 3 games.

Chiefs offense is going to be bad this year unless the flash that Donnie Avery showed last week can sustain just a little bit. As of right now, Bowe just gets double-teamed and then no one else is worth a damn, so Smith has no one to throw to besides check-downs to Charles. If Avery can end up being a little bit of a threat, that should relieve some pressure on Bowe.

The Chiefs have a top-5 defense. If the offense could just be average, they're looking at playing in the postseason, but Bowe has to start producing for the offense to not be completely 1-dimensional.
 

Phazael

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Chicago ranked #3 in league after Broncos and Seahawks.

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Yeah we have been down this road before with the Bears in recent history. Then they started playing real teams and you ended up with a seatbelt avatar, as I recall.

I will say that the Packers are one more loss from going into full panic mode. I could accept losing to the 9ers on the road (though they apparently are in free fall, as well), but stupid coaching decisions like the one that McFatty made against the Bungles (who did everything they could to give us that game) haunt teams for a long time. The Packers are likely the most talented team in the division, but they also have worst coach in the division, except Schwartz who barely qualifies as a coordinator. Rogers is playing pretty shitty lately, if you ignore him padding his contract incentive numbers against the Deadskins. Everyone wants to bag on Capers, but the man has never gotten any help in the talent pool, outside of the Raji/Matthews draft and the Defense was the bright spot of the last game. McCarthy is simply the worst coach in the history of the game with a superbowl ring, even worse than Switzer. As much as it pains me to say it, I think the Bears will win the division and have the honor of getting curb stomped in round one of the playoffs right along with the Packers.

On the plus side, Finley getting hurt means we might see more Cobb at TE and therefor less drops. On the minus side, whoever our conditioning coach is needs to be taken out and shot because no team that plays on grass should have this many hammy injuries this early in the season.
 

Loser Araysar

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Yeah we have been down this road before with the Bears in recent history. Then they started playing real teams and you ended up with a seatbelt avatar, as I recall.

I will say that the Packers are one more loss from going into full panic mode. I could accept losing to the 9ers on the road (though they apparently are in free fall, as well), but stupid coaching decisions like the one that McFatty made against the Bungles (who did everything they could to give us that game) haunt teams for a long time. The Packers are likely the most talented team in the division, but they also have worst coach in the division, except Schwartz who barely qualifies as a coordinator. Rogers is playing pretty shitty lately, if you ignore him padding his contract incentive numbers against the Deadskins. Everyone wants to bag on Capers, but the man has never gotten any help in the talent pool, outside of the Raji/Matthews draft and the Defense was the bright spot of the last game. McCarthy is simply the worst coach in the history of the game with a superbowl ring, even worse than Switzer. As much as it pains me to say it, I think the Bears will win the division and have the honor of getting curb stomped in round one of the playoffs right along with the Packers.

On the plus side, Finley getting hurt means we might see more Cobb at TE and therefor less drops. On the minus side, whoever our conditioning coach is needs to be taken out and shot because no team that plays on grass should have this many hammy injuries this early in the season.
Bengals ranked #9 on that list (and thats counting their 1 bears loss, otherwise they would probably be top 5.). Vikings were in the playoffs last year. Not real enough to count apparently.
 

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Bad news for Lions and fans. Nate Burleson broke his arm in two places after a pizza slipped off the front seat of his SUV. He hit a center median wall while reaching for his slice.
 

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Skuta is not a 3-4 OLB. He was a decent 4-3 MLB, but I don't see him having a lot of success filling in for Smith.
 

Loser Araysar

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Bad news for Lions and fans. Nate Burleson broke his arm in two places after a pizza slipped off the front seat of his SUV. He hit a center median wall while reaching for his slice.
Better go find that Jooka post where he bet me $400 that Lions would finish #1 in NFC North
 

Sutekh

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Those power rankings are fucking retarded...
dipshits_sl said:
Miami Dolphins: Now I'm starting to believe in Ryan Tannehill and I always liked the front 7 on defense.
YOU LIKE THE FRONT 7? TANNEHILL WAS SACKED 6 TIMES LAST GAME YOU MORON.
 

opiate82

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Those power rankings are fucking retarded...


YOU LIKE THE FRONT 7? TANNEHILL WAS SACKED 6 TIMES LAST GAME YOU MORON.
Would love to know a.) What Miami's front 7 has to do with Tannehill getting sacked and b.) who is 'fucking retarded' and a 'moron'?
 

Ambiturner

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The games have gotten shittier since MNF was moved to ESPN. Pretty sure the NFL does this on purpose. There's some serious animosity between the two entities.
A couple seasons ago the NFL decided the marquis game was now Sunday night football and not Monday night for some reason.