2013 NFL Season

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Daezuel

Potato del Grande
24,452
55,690
I don't get the Rams play calling. You're running the ball almost every down so on 2nd down you go to a shotgun look where you can't use play-action. It also almost never seems to be a good play. Why?
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
41,299
140,713
Boys/Skins fourth quarter should be hilarious as both teams flail around trying their best to lose.
looking for some single plays with 3+ turnovers.
Cowboys are playing like last week. And the announcers are once again wondering why the fuck they won't let Murray touch the ball, when he's averaging about 7 yards a carry. Baffling.
 

Wombat

Trakanon Raider
2,324
999
Newton hurt? Not that it will slow Seattle's march to NY down, but 49ers beating them in divisional is suddenly possible.
 

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
7,489
107
Wow Wheeler, you aren't bad enough at your position giving up massive yards, but then you ruin our chances further by a stupid fucking penalty. How much cocaine do I have to buy for a cuban to just assassinate this guy when he gets back in Miami?
 

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
7,489
107
and there it is, the offensive line finally causes our QB to get hurt, after being sacked 57 times. Fuck everything about this.