Kirun
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But he lives in Seattle! He just wants in on that sweet, sweet bandwagon. In between never leaving his house and jerking off to cartoons of 8 year olds.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Sebudai
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You sure you didn't want to include in this post some cultural symbol that conveys to all of us how much sex you're not having?
Dear little gay whiners fan, I will dig out my Seahawks doll that my mom got me when I was 2 years old when I burned half my face off and take a pic of it. Also I will open my vodka back up.
Lol bandwagon. Fan since 1985, crybaby.
Sorry I don't like talking sports online much, Usually do it with my dad and big sister and her family. It's our "thing" and I don't like ruining it by tainting it with message boards. Also I drank a shitload of fucking Black Velvet. I mean like, really, a fucking shitload. We partied like crazy. I had a drunk haircut during half time and missed the entire show! I just came in here and saw some mads and had to drive-bye. MY APOLOGIES for offending certain people's delicate sensibilities.
Kirun
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Guys! I like drank..and...and...I'm a big boy now! And I bet you did this all in the comfort of your scummy, cat infested apartment.
Well, at least the predictions of the insufferable, bandwagon faggots coming out of the woodwork is true.
Quineloe
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We've seen plenty of screenshots of your... den?
I don't think I've seen any Seahawks stuff in any of them.
On Sunday morning, it didn't matter to you at all where your house lived.
Kirun
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YOU WANNA SEE HIS SEAHAWK DOLL WITH HIS HALF BURNED FACE, FAGGOT!? HE'S A DIE HARD!
It's what you get!
I'll go away as soon as San Fran babies stop crying that I'm a band wagoner!
I'll go away as soon as San Fran babies stop crying that I'm a band wagoner!
Sebudai
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If you let other people know which team you support before that team wins a championship, you run the risk of people making fun of you whenever your team comes up short. Best to just wait several decades until your team finally manages to accomplish something, and then tell everyone all about how much of a legit super fan you are.
Kirun
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Bro, "football talk" was something he didn't feel the need to discuss on a message board! That was saved for "family time". The one time a year that Sean experiences socialization.
I'm not a "super fan". I'm just a regular old casual fan who watches the Seahawks games with his family. My sister and her husband, they are fucking SUPER FANS.
I dosincerely apologizefor the drunk, whiskey fueled post of drinking delicious tears of San Francisco whiners. However, I reject the notion that I am a "Bandwagoner" when they've been with me since I was 2 years old.