2021 AssHat Voting Round 3

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

lurkingdirk

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It's because lurkingdirk lurkingdirk keeps using the same seeding method that provides shit tier brackets year after year. The post counts are going to line up fairly close year after year. Dirk is like a guy who, when he rotates his tires, he does it 4 times to REALLY MIX IT UP.

Dude, it's an AssHat competition on an obscure forum. Does it really matter?
 
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BoozeCube

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Dude, it's an AssHat competition on an obscure forum. Does it really matter?

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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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I haven't once gotten my hopes up to win Asshat. Consistent bullshit about me... it's unreal.

A leftist always wins but I gotta say, if I won at least it wouldn't be a person that quits shortly after winning (but I won't, and that's good).

Of course, It'd be tossing more attention to me when you guys claim I get enough of it and what I live for on here... makes 0 sense to vote for me on that basis, but whatever.
Guys, there might be something not totally logical and reasonable in the forum's Annual Asshat competition... can you BELIEVE it? I find the mere notion of impropriety in such a serious occasion as this to be utterly scandalous. That someone as serious and exacting as lurkingdirk lurkingdirk would allow such blatant shenanigans to continue in the hallowed halls of FoH Screenshots -a paragon of seriousness and logic and morality, btw- is frankly appalling.

Lurkingdirk, you should immediately suspend all voting, and redo this sham of a contest to follow Robert's Rules of Order and the Federalist Papers, or face the eternal shame that will surely be heaped upon you by the ghosts of the American Founders as you cook in eternal hellfire. I beg you sir, please remove all of the tomfoolery, poppycock, and pecksniffery from this solemn annual occasion.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Guys, there might be something not totally logical and reasonable in the forum's Annual Asshat competition... can you BELIEVE it? I find the mere notion of impropriety in such a serious occasion as this to be utterly scandalous. That someone as serious and exacting as lurkingdirk lurkingdirk would allow such blatant shenanigans to continue in the hallowed halls of FoH Screenshots -a paragon of seriousness and logic and morality, btw- is frankly appalling.

Lurkingdirk, you should immediately suspend all voting, and redo this sham of a contest to follow Robert's Rules of Order and the Federalist Papers, or face the eternal shame that will surely be heaped upon you by the ghosts of the American Founders as you cook in eternal hellfire. I beg you sir, please remove all of the tomfoolery, poppycock, and pecksniffery from this solemn annual occasion.

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Hoss

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Dude, it's an AssHat competition on an obscure forum. Does it really matter?

Are you kidding me? YES! This is the single most important thread right now on the single most important forum on the internet. Do you even know what obscure means? EVERYONE HERE HAS HEARD OF FOH. It's not fucking obscure.

This thread had some competition from the Rittenhouse Railroading thread, but it picked up steam just as that one was petering out.
 
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Hekotat

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion

Bubbles vs. Xequecal

Daezuel
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Vanessa

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What is LLR & Booze even talking about here? Who was claiming fraud?

Weird~
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