Guys, there might be something not totally logical and reasonable in the forum's Annual Asshat competition... can you BELIEVE it? I find the mere notion of impropriety in such a serious occasion as this to be utterly scandalous. That someone as serious and exacting as
lurkingdirk
would allow such blatant shenanigans to continue in the hallowed halls of FoH Screenshots -a paragon of seriousness and logic and morality, btw- is frankly appalling.
Lurkingdirk, you should immediately suspend all voting, and redo this sham of a contest to follow Robert's Rules of Order and the Federalist Papers, or face the eternal shame that will surely be heaped upon you by the ghosts of the American Founders as you cook in eternal hellfire. I beg you sir, please remove all of the tomfoolery, poppycock, and pecksniffery from this solemn annual occasion.