Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - a dumber Paulie Walnuts if Paulie drove an '89 Chrysler convertible instead of Cadillacs vs someone who barely posts, but is fairly successful at salt generation. Chuk wins here by volume.
Furry vs. Muurloen - Surprisingly kind of a tough call, since I think Muurloen is low-key much worse than people realize
. But then Furry, is hi-key pretty terrible even if he WASN'T a furfag. Furfags ftl.
Hoss vs.
Vanessa - Pretentious word vomit vs smooth-brained obliviousness. Sorry Hoss, this just isn't your year. Plus it's always funny when Manessa gets his hopes up by making it farther only to be crushed in a later round.
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - Bracket rigger (the SE bracket is TURRIBLE) vs a Chargers fan. REALLY close. Ok, not really.
Gavinmad vs. James - I suspect that James has temporarily ragequit which is pretty asshat behavior, HOWEVER, it also means that he won't be around to enjoy the prizes should he win. Therefor Gavinmad by default. Sorry bro.
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - I usually don't frequent places where Tarrant posts, but I did see a couple of them lately. That's enough.
Lendarios vs.
Ossoi - How is this matchup so early? #rigged! I've actually seen a couple of funny posts by Lend in the last year, can't say the same about Mr Totally Not Gay. Ossoi has earned this one this year.
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - Sorry Booze, Blazin's given me too much good Stonk advice to get it, despite that CTRE thing
Lanx vs.
Mudcrush Durtfeet - Lanx hasn't been THAT bad this year. But really I'm always amazed at how much effect a few negs can have.
BrutalTM bs.
jayrebb - surprisingly kind of a tough call. I disagree with BrutalTM, but then again he's also living the life in rural MT. Ah fuck it.
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - Sanrith wants it, BUUUT have you seen some of the antics he's gotten up to this year??
Lithose vs.
Aldarion - Lithose looks for dumbasses to argue with like a crack addict, vs Aldarion who might actually be a crack addict. Crack!
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Rob doesn't post much and Bubbles is likely accused of posting too much. Mr Harrow takes it!
Xequecal vs. Oblio - Xeqmate, bitches!
Daezuel vs.
Tmac - Both of these guys are generally pretty funny. Coinflip says:
Foler vs. Alkorin - I hope Foler comes back from his """ragequit""" in the middle of this contest, but I bet he won't because he's an asshat.
Lanx
is in a rush and has no time for such trivial things.
