2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Rude

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Raiders DE comes out as gay.

*yawn*
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Stunning and brave - get over yourself you bigot.
 
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jooka

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Genjiro

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Randy Fichtner what a fucking hire. Mike Tomlin what a coach, Fichtner was his dude and his hire. I mean, I'm pretty sure peewee football coaches can self scout their tendencies better.

The Randy Fichtner effect: when the Steelers were under center they ran the ball 85% of the time (avg=68%) when they were in shotgun they passed the ball 76% of the time (avg=72%) they were the #1 most predictable offense in the NFL based solely on where the QB stood pre-snap

This is what minority hiring gets you, some assclown whose only claim to fame is winning with the previous coaches players and underachieving with so much talent they should be called the Pittsburghoma Sooners.
 
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Bubbles

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Nice.

who doesn't have a fucking Uzi in a duffel bag whilst driving around and keeping it real with his homies

Clark was also arrested in March, along with another man, when officers said they found two loaded firearms in their vehicle after a traffic stop
Clark was previously arrested in 2014 on suspicion of domestic violence over an incident at an Ohio hotel, leading to his removal from the University of Michigan team

Over/under him being in prison 10 years after his career ends and he's blown thru his current 100m contract and whatever he makes in subsequent ones (if he's still in the league)
 
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Regime

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
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who doesn't have a fucking Uzi in a duffel bag whilst driving around and keeping it real with his homies




Over/under him being in prison 10 years after his career ends and he's blown thru his current 100m contract and whatever he makes in subsequent ones (if he's still in the league)
What a Dumbass.
 

Animosity

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Bummer for Frank. Big fan of the guy on the field. And he seemed to have turned his life around after a rocky start.
 
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Burren

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The power of "keeping it real". I'll never understand that culture....
 
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Animosity

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Thats some awful training right there. Might as well send an old lady with a walker after him.