2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Kaines

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Giants don't have to worry about cut-down days. Their players are just quitting for them.
 
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Hoss

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It's already too late.

Naw son, you don't get it. When the boys were dominating and winning championships, they almost never won pre season games. The worse they looked in pre-season the better they were in the real season.

That's probably true for most clubs.
 
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DickTrickle

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Naw son, you don't get it. When the boys were dominating and winning championships, they almost never won pre season games. The worse they looked in pre-season the better they were in the real season.

That's probably true for most clubs.
The joke was cowboys fans get so excited and hopeful, it's already way past the point of jumping aboard.
 
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Rease

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Naw son, you don't get it. When the boys were dominating and winning championships, they almost never won pre season games. The worse they looked in pre-season the better they were in the real season.

That's probably true for most clubs.
I cannot be 100 percent sure but I think there is a correlation with winning all pre-season games and not making the playoffs nearly as much as losing all the preseason games.

My takeaways from the game are : we need our starters out there to really see where we are at, Micah Parsons looks like a monster, Quinton Bohanna is a lot more than advertised as a true 1 tech(has ballerina feet and awesome agility/quickness, not just a run stuffer but very disruptive/nice pass rush), Jabril Cox looks good, Nashon Wright looked really solid as did Bossman Fat(Kelvin Joseph). Lael Collins is back and our O-line will be much better for it. Hunter Niswander is getting fucking this preseason having to do kick field goals when he is in a competition at punter.
 
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Nester

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So Happy with Josh being locked in for 8 years. 2 on his current and 6 more at $43per.

In 2028 $43mm per year is going to be a steal.

Mahomed 10X $50mm already seems way less crazy with the last 3 QB singings.
 

Hoss

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Niswander is getting fucking this preseason having to do kick field goals when he is in a competition at punter.

I thought he was the punter and was in competition for PK. I must have misheard.

Defense is the only reason to watch early pre season. They should look good. If they don't you have a long season ahead of you.
 
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Rease

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I thought he was the punter and was in competition for PK. I must have misheard.

Defense is the only reason to watch early pre season. They should look good. If they don't you have a long season ahead of you.
I might have heard wrong myself. I thought he was doing the placekicking duties while Greg the Leg was getting healthy.
 

Jozu

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Somehow the Rams are worth more as a franchise than the 49ers lol. And the Washington Football Team.
 

Merrith

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Somehow the Rams are worth more as a franchise than the 49ers lol. And the Washington Football Team.

Hell this was the first time the value of the WFT increased compared to the rest of the league in the Snyder era.
 
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Brahma

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So Happy with Josh being locked in for 8 years. 2 on his current and 6 more at $43per.

In 2028 $43mm per year is going to be a steal.

Mahomed 10X $50mm already seems way less crazy with the last 3 QB singings.

They paid Josh Allen 43m a year? WoW!!! 1 great year and he hits the bonanza!
 
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BrutulTM

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Niner value certainly went down when they moved to fucking Santa Clara.
Uh, no. But that's what I would expect someone who lives in SF to think.

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They moved in 2014.