2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo
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Fadaar
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why you gotta hate on the Bucs like that?
I came to the same conclusion except I kinda forgot he went to Wisconsin so I left out GB. I still see Pittsburgh or Tampa being the likely landing spots for obvious reasons.
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Daezuel
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LOL was talking about the New Oilers sorry. I'd be shocked if he doesn't end up in Tampa. New Oilers making the rich richer.
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I'm a prisoner of the moment.
If Tampa holds tight and if this year's Brady was not a fluke for that alien, I'm still kind of blown away. 42. I've seen so many people 40+ who hobble as their normal gait. And "need" a handicap parking tag not because of a documented health matter, which is entirely different matter, but because they cannot master the concept "I am slowly hobbling and killing myself."
Tom, I suspect, is genuinely the opposite. This is where I wonder where Tiger Woods fits in, for example. He was a massively trained prodigy, but I am not certain he knows/knew how to protect it? Did he just lose the genetic lottery and have a bad disc? Some people's vertabrae stop growing at age 10 years, pre-puberty, which makes them hopelessly spastic by their mid-20's. Players like Brady and LeBron are able to optimize themselves (unless that happens of course). But Woods is a puzzle. I don't think of him as a great athlete. He's a prodigy, which is different. I mean, it's an old story. Darryl "where's my lines" Strawberry. Dwight "right over here" Gooden.
Wasn't Woods into Hoofing? (Hookers + Inhalents like whippits, spray paint, freon, ammonia, blah blah)
If Tampa holds tight and if this year's Brady was not a fluke for that alien, I'm still kind of blown away. 42. I've seen so many people 40+ who hobble as their normal gait. And "need" a handicap parking tag not because of a documented health matter, which is entirely different matter, but because they cannot master the concept "I am slowly hobbling and killing myself."
Tom, I suspect, is genuinely the opposite. This is where I wonder where Tiger Woods fits in, for example. He was a massively trained prodigy, but I am not certain he knows/knew how to protect it? Did he just lose the genetic lottery and have a bad disc? Some people's vertabrae stop growing at age 10 years, pre-puberty, which makes them hopelessly spastic by their mid-20's. Players like Brady and LeBron are able to optimize themselves (unless that happens of course). But Woods is a puzzle. I don't think of him as a great athlete. He's a prodigy, which is different. I mean, it's an old story. Darryl "where's my lines" Strawberry. Dwight "right over here" Gooden.
Wasn't Woods into Hoofing? (Hookers + Inhalents like whippits, spray paint, freon, ammonia, blah blah)
Ameraves
New title pending...
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Sorry for all the posts, but it's Friday and work is slow today.
While I understand Houston is insisting they aren't trading Watson, it seems like he is still pushing hard for it. I still don't think the 49ers have any real chance of landing him, but it's fun to dream.
While I understand Houston is insisting they aren't trading Watson, it seems like he is still pushing hard for it. I still don't think the 49ers have any real chance of landing him, but it's fun to dream.
Daezuel
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Good fucking god no thanks on the 49ers. This division sucks bad enough as is. (which I suspect now will happen because the Texans are the fucking worst joke of a franchise in history. Can't wait to see them lose 3 Hall of Famers in 2 years due to their own incompetency.)
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Wombat
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As much as I think JJ would want to retire in his home state, the Packers aren't in a great position to pick up much of a contract.
This time of year, NFL 2021 Salary Cap Tracker is one of the handiest reference points for me. I would be pretty surprised if the Chiefs, Steelers, or Packers want to spend major money on a dude that isn't on the field much of the time.
However, the Bucs do actually have money then can spend, though how many free agents they keep and what that costs them is still up in the air.
This time of year, NFL 2021 Salary Cap Tracker is one of the handiest reference points for me. I would be pretty surprised if the Chiefs, Steelers, or Packers want to spend major money on a dude that isn't on the field much of the time.
However, the Bucs do actually have money then can spend, though how many free agents they keep and what that costs them is still up in the air.
Wombat
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Oh, I think 2021 boils down to Bucs / Chiefs again. Bucs since they are in a pretty good cap spot and Saints are about to fall apart, meaning the Bucs should win their division (at least) and get good seeding, Chiefs because I don't see Ravens or Bills catching up enough.
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Daezuel
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The salary cap means almost nothing. Franchises can restructure contracts and kick the salary cap can down the road. Even the Rams can open up a decent amount of space this way.
I also doubt he's looking for a huge contract over a ring at this point.
I also doubt he's looking for a huge contract over a ring at this point.
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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They also have a fat burned out fuck at Quarterback for another year as well as a coach that nobody has any respect for.
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Ameraves
New title pending...
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It is shocking to see the number of teams actually in the red as of now.
I mean yeah this is absolutely true to an extent. However, this year is different since it is the first time in forever the cap has gone down. I mean shit, the Saints are 70M in the red. That is an insane amount to get off the books.
zzeris
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Tampa has to be Watts preferred destination. Brady is one hell of a promoter and I don't see how TB can afford Barrett so there's a spot for him. Its a fun, laid back work environment with great weather, no state taxes, and a strong chance of returning to the big game. No one else offers more that that and he's on the downward side of his career. Peanut butter, meet chocolate.
GB and Pitt are much weaker options with either bad coaching or bad coaching. Why deal with that again?
GB and Pitt are much weaker options with either bad coaching or bad coaching. Why deal with that again?
Eh, I think bad coaching is too harsh on Green Bay. Before the NFC championship, MLF was considered a pretty good coach and a reason why Rodgers is having such a great year. Yeah he made a dumbass call in the game but I can't believe that 1 call makes him a bad coach.
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Kaines
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Sir, this is the FOH NFL thread. Where if your team isn't playing against Brady in the Super Bowl, then they need to blow it all up and start over.
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