2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Heh, good luck with him. I still think he has a ton of upside, and maybe a change of scenery will help him. Because many times he was in the right spot, but just couldn't finish the play. He was picked on quite a bit.
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Thank fucking god. So glad to be done with him.
 
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The 49ers podcast I listen to is hosted by a hispanic guy and he's been saying his name "a culo" all season.

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Here comes my wishful thinking! The 49ers haven't signed Trent Williams yet because they are working on a trade for Watson. Getting Watson and cutting (or trading) Jimmy G actually saves them cap space this year. So they get the trade done for Watson, opens up more space for Williams, sign him and all is right in the world! Here is Mike Lombardi telling Eisen that Watson only wants to go to Denver or SF. Timestamp where it starts



And no, I don't actually expect any of that to happen. But it would be awesome!

Edit: For some reason the timestamp keeps getting screwed up. It starts around 18:20
 
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Ameraves said:
Here comes my wishful thinking! The 49ers haven't signed Trent Williams yet because they are working on a trade for Watson. Getting Watson and cutting (or trading) Jimmy G actually saves them cap space this year. So they get the trade done for Watson, opens up more space for Williams, sign him and all is right in the world! Here is Mike Lombardi telling Eisen that Watson only wants to go to Denver or SF. Timestamp where it starts



And no, I don't actually expect any of that to happen. But it would be awesome!
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Well we already know this is impossible and all that
 
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Kirun

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Here comes my wishful thinking! The 49ers haven't signed Trent Williams yet because they are working on a trade for Watson. Getting Watson and cutting (or trading) Jimmy G actually saves them cap space this year. So they get the trade done for Watson, opens up more space for Williams, sign him and all is right in the world! Here is Mike Lombardi telling Eisen that Watson only wants to go to Denver or SF. Timestamp where it starts



And no, I don't actually expect any of that to happen. But it would be awesome!

Edit: For some reason the timestamp keeps getting screwed up. It starts around 18:20
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We'll get Watson and he'll promptly shatter his leg. Garrison Hearst will send his regards as to what could've been...
 
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William Jackson to the Football Team. Huge need after Darby went to Denver.
 
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Ameraves said:
And no, I don't actually expect any of that to happen. But it would be awesome!
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If John Lynch actually pulls that off they will have to put him in the hall of fame for a second time as a GM.
 
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Looks like Watson is being accused of something.


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A little more to the story. Female masseuse is claiming sexual assault. Color me skeptical.

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Lawsuit Filed Against Deshaun Watson By Female Masseuse Claiming Sexual Assault

Deshaun Watson has been in the news of late, but not for reasons like this… The Houston Texans quarterback has had a lawsuit filed against him by a female masseuse who claims he violated her by “going too far” during a session. Tony Buzbee, the Houston attorney who filed the suit, posting this...
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Clearly the only thing for the Texans to do at this point is trade him straight across for Jimmy G.
 
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A little more to the story. Female masseuse is claiming sexual assault. Color me skeptical.

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Lawsuit Filed Against Deshaun Watson By Female Masseuse Claiming Sexual Assault

Deshaun Watson has been in the news of late, but not for reasons like this… The Houston Texans quarterback has had a lawsuit filed against him by a female masseuse who claims he violated her by “going too far” during a session. Tony Buzbee, the Houston attorney who filed the suit, posting this...
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Yeah, I'm sure a fucking super rich, super famous dude in amazing shape has to "sexually assault" chicks... :rolleyes:
 
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Yeah, I'm sure a fucking super rich, super famous dude in amazing shape has to "sexually assault" chicks... :rolleyes:
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He's must be the dumbest motherfucker walking on earth thinking that getting a massage from someone who is not employed by the team is not gonna backfire in a spectacular fashion. On the other hand he's a black entitled QB who has had everything hand it to him on silver platter since probably high school.
 
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I almost feel like this is some underhanded shit to just redirect his focus on bullshit removing his desire/ability to play somewhere else while having the same effect on teams wanting him.
 
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