2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Kaines

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Why do you assume the Victim started it?

Also, that dude is about to get PAID, if what he claims is true and AD will lose millions in salary if/when suspended and potential lost sponsorship.


These young athlete are so dumb. Your supposed to hire goons for this so you can walk away with no charges or heat.
Apparently the beating from the goons wasn’t good enough for AD
 

Animosity

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Based on the article, the guy bumped into him by accident and Donald and his band of misfits didn’t like that. They fucked him up bad!
 

jooka

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“He says that male and another ended up punching and kicking him,” police wrote. “The complainant admits to throwing a bottle of alcohol, but didn’t know if he had hit anyone.”


definitely more of the story to come
 
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Ameraves

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I predict the guy will settle out of court with Donald, and that will be the end of it. Maybe AD ends up getting a 1 game suspension or something. I mean, it isn't like he beat up a chick!
 

Hosix

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I predict the guy will settle out of court with Donald, and that will be the end of it. Maybe AD ends up getting a 1 game suspension or something. I mean, it isn't like he beat up a chick!

Or had a creepy massage with his penis out and asked for fingers in his butt
 
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jooka

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If it went down like he bumped into Donald, Donald said something and then he threw a bottle, fuck him. Got what he deserved.
 
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Sterling

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Yeah throwing a bottle at a 300 pound athletic man seems like a bad strategy to life.
 
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BrutulTM

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I predict the guy will settle out of court with Donald, and that will be the end of it. Maybe AD ends up getting a 1 game suspension or something. I mean, it isn't like he beat up a chick!
I hope you're right and it's one of the 49ers games he's suspended for.
 
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Chanur

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Clearly he needs to be out for a season it sounds like!
 
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Bubbles

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Bubbles

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Who in the hell would fuck with Aaron Donald? Jesus Christ.
with enough booze in them any yinzer would call Floyd Mayweather a mini house American Inventor, so it's not a great leap to assume that they would try to square up with an equally drunk NFL player
 

Ameraves

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I just don't see how this can possibly be true. And if it is, holy shit does that worry me about Shanahan and Lynch's decision making.

 

BrutulTM

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with enough booze in them any yinzer would call Floyd Mayweather a mini house American Inventor, so it's not a great leap to assume that they would try to square up with an equally drunk NFL player


I wouldn't want to fight him but at least Floyd is 5' 8"/150. I can imagine thinking I could take him if I was drunk. When a guy is 6' 1"/284 with no fat on him you step aside and let him pass, drunk or not, and that's even if you don't know he can run a 40 yard dash in 4.64.
 
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Animosity

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I just don't see how this can possibly be true. And if it is, holy shit does that worry me about Shanahan and Lynch's decision making.


Lammey is a pretty reliable source. But ya thats pretty dumb to pass that up.
 
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