2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

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jooka

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Jimmy is the man when it comes to holding a clip board.
 
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Haus

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At the risk of a repost...
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Kirun

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Kaines said:
Same win percentage. And if you aren't going to actually WIN a Super Bowl since the shitty Cowboys have, then just shut the fuck up.
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Dak win percentage in Super Bowls - .000

Jimmy G win percentage in Super Bowls - .6667

Same? Looks to me like Dak hasn't ever been and Jimmy is a two-time winner.
 
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Kaines

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Kirun said:
Dak win percentage in Super Bowls - .000

Jimmy G win percentage in Super Bowls - .6667

Same? Looks to me like Dak hasn't ever been and Jimmy is a two-time winner.
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Jimmy's win percentage IN Super Bowls he's played in is .0000. You're a fucking moron.
 
Kirun

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Kaines said:
Jimmy's win percentage IN Super Bowls he's played in is .0000. You're a fucking moron.
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If the world ended tomorrow and little green men found a stat-sheet with Super Bowl winning percentages, it would read as thus...

Jimmy Garoppolo - .6667

Dak Prescott - .000

That has to STING.
 
Kaines

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Kirun said:
If the world ended tomorrow and little green men found a stat-sheet with Super Bowl winning percentages, it would read as thus...

Jimmy Garoppolo - .6667

Dak Prescott - .000

That has to STING.
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Jimmy G better than Dan Marino. Morons on FOH deem it so.

Fucking idiots.
 
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Gavinmad

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Dunno why you're reacting so strongly to such a low effort troll but it's putting a smile on my face.
 
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Kaines

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Gavinmad said:
Dunno why you're reacting so strongly to such a low effort troll but it's putting a smile on my face.
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It's a Friday afternoon where I'm still snowed in (Texas is ass during winter storms) until this shit melts in a couple hours. What else do I have to do?
 
Masakari

Masakari

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Kaines said:
Jimmy had as much to do with those rings as Dak did.
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He was Tom Brady's waterboy, that has to count for something. He also motivated Tom to play at a high level so they'd trade Jimmy G.

Which, even if it helped a very small degree, a 0.0001 win % is still better than Dak's of 0.0%
 
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Phazael

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DickTrickle said:
How can you be this oblivious to being openly trolled...
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Cowboys fans are very easy to troll and always have been. Now actually trolling them is going for the low hanging fruit, of course. But it is entertaining in a clubbing a baby seal kind of way.
 
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Kirun

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It's a Friday afternoon where I'm still snowed in (Texas is ass during winter storms) until this shit melts in a couple hours. What else do I have to do?
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Here come the, "Lololol you weren't trolling me, I just didn't have anything better to do!" excuses..
 
BrutulTM

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I said it earlier in the season but for the last 20 years the best way to get a ring as an NFL QB, tied with actually being Tom Brady, is being Tom Brady's backup.
 
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