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2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Statistics are meaningless without context, and context is meaningless without understanding.
Rice, Moss...yeah we're good.
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jooka
marco esquandolas
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zzeris
King Turd of Shit Hill
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Meaningless!?!?! You obviously have never talked to Mike Tomlin. Mike, educate this fool!
Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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We're going to go on a pointless three game win streak. Finish 7-10. Maybe 8-9 if the Steelers rest their starters.
We just had to blow it and have Chase do Chase shit at the end.
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Phazael
Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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Bungles issues are so systemic that tanking for draft position is not going to help them. They need to overhaul that defense in Free Agency a bit and probably get a much more motivational DC. Tanking is mainly good for getting some young offensive player prospect who's career you can ruin ala Chicago, which is not their issue. The upside for them is good defensive players on teams with shit offenses are more willing to move to teams that already have a working Offense, because Defense is an issue that can be solved via trades and scheme/coordinator. Shit O Line or terrible QBs destroy teams long term (see Giants, Aints, Raiders, ect).
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Tanking is never good. You build a team of losers like that. Anyone who doesn't quit while you are tanking needs to be fired. Coaches and players alike. It's one thing if you lose because you suck, but to go out and not even try? Get the fuck off the field.
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Gankak
Vyemm Raider
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You want more games of the Chiefs being completely inept and somehow winning anyway on national TV?
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Phazael
Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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It also fucks over teams, usually kicking bad teams when they are already down. Personally, I like an even game so I don't mind watching two shit teams go at it. Last nights game was actually a decent game decided by one crucial mistake at the end, which in my book is what football is all about.
Favorite moment was Eli asking the guest (some hip hop guy who performed at the SB once) what it was like to see Tom Brady win the Superbowl in person, because he has never experienced that LOL. Collinsworth walking off and mic dropping from his home office after correctly calling the Bengal's last TD was pretty funny and epic, too. I am a fan of tradition in the NFL, but listening to Grossi livecasts and the Manning Bros is so much more fun than most of the pro commentators at this point. They make everyone so boring, not like the days of Dandy Don or Madden, it just leads to boring useless shit.
Phazael
Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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There are also teams that draw viewers and ads no matter how bad they are doing, either due to market presence or loyal fan base. Dallas is one of those teams, as are San Fran and Greenbay to a lesser extent. Dallas gets people to tune in just to laugh at their dumpster fire.
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