2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

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Fyff

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How you gonna have Samuel L Jackson in your halftime show and it's still the worst halftime show of all time. Like this is worse than when The Who showed up and sounded worse than a local cover band bad.
 
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Gravel

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Fyff said:
How you gonna have Samuel L Jackson in your halftime show and it's still the worst halftime show of all time. Like this is worse than when The Who showed up and sounded worse than a local cover band bad.
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Has Samuel L Jackson done something that wasn't a steaming pile of shit in the last decade and a half?
 
DickTrickle

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Samuel L. Jackson has never said no when somebody's offered him money.
 
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Alex

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Gravel said:
Has Samuel L Jackson done something that wasn't a steaming pile of shit in the last decade and a half?
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Quentin Taratino movies

Also that girls flag football commercial was awful.
 
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Masakari

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Man Terry Bradshaw needs to hang it up lol, can barely get the script out.
 
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Kobayashi

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Kendrick Lamar sucks. Bad at rap. Terrible singing voice. Can't dance. Choreography absolute garbage. Chose Shakira as a performance partner. Has people in leisure suits as "serious" dancers. He's very, very obviously not doing it live. So, other than the singing, rapping, dancing, performing, outfits, and choreography, it's great.

Samuel L. Jackson should be ashamed of himself. This is just garbage.
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Wait, Shakira was in that? Not sure how I missed her. Actually, I'm sure how I did, I completely spaced out about 5 minutes into that trash. I think that beat out that weird ass Indiana Jones halftime show as the worst one I can recall.
 
Regime

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I’m so drunk but my wife just brought me two beers and said go play everquest

I’m at beer 18 with 6 to go.



it’s that bad in the regime house

Ps I got Tito’s and Barcadi as backups if my o line collapses (stomach)
 
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Fucker

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Here a sack, there a sack, everywhere a sack sack.

Welcome to Sackadelphia!
 
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DickTrickle

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I've never seen Mahomes look like this. Even in the Tampa Bay super bowl he was making crazy throws (that were dropped) but now he's just scrambling into the middle of the line like a retarded Tim Tebow.
 
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Masakari

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DickTrickle said:
I've never seen Mahomes look like this. Even in the Tampa Bay super bowl he was making crazy throws (that were dropped) but now he's just scrambling into the middle of the line like a retarded Tim Tebow.
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Kelce & Mahomes both have TDS and it's hitting critical levels.
 
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Merrith

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DickTrickle said:
I've never seen Mahomes look like this. Even in the Tampa Bay super bowl he was making crazy throws (that were dropped) but now he's just scrambling into the middle of the line like a retarded Tim Tebow.
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Think the picks have made him gun shy
 
Slaanesh69

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Whatever company paid for commercial slots in the 4th quarter of this game is gonna regret that investment.

Also, I watched a body cam youtube video instead of that half time show. I think I won the game.

Edit - Also Barkley isn't doing shit, and seems to just fall down when he touches the ball. WTF.
 
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