2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2
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Gavinmad
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"Masseuses" are pretty much all prostitutes. Licensed massage therapists usually are not prostitutes but sometimes are. One of the places in the article, Four Seasons Hotel Baltimore, claims to employ licensed therapists but also employs a "Healer in Residence" so who the fuck knows if some of their women are giving discrete happy endings.
They claim this all happened between 2012 and 2016 which is when he was still even more of an absolute fucking nobody than normal for a kicker, if these were legit high end spas and not just fancy brothels they absolutely would not tolerate a client repeatedly flashing his dick and/or jacking off on the table. So either the story is bullshit or these were whorehouses.
Alex
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BrutulTM
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The fact that I Incognito got back into the NFL made me think that what he did probably wasn't that out of line. This is an even more pathetic story than the bullying one. Even though Incognito had a career afterwards, he has a very legit beef with this loser who did a lot of damage to his career and reputation.
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Because you're an expert on prostitution? Depending on how many they employ I'd bet there is a very real chance at least one of their massage therapists will seal the deal with a handshake if the offer is right. Regardless, the point I was making is that the kind of behavior he's accused of absolutely would not fly at those kinds of high end places whether they have a hooker or two among their ranks or not and while they might have kept it quiet for a legitimately high profile superstar they sure as shit wouldn't have swept it under the rug for some rookie kicker.
Alex
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No I just go to high end places like that and have visited the spas a bit. These places are professional.
Your point of being dubious of this accusation stands, but you're also showing your ignorance of the highfalutin world.
jooka
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Netflix wants a Sunday afternoon NFL package
Netflix apparently hopes to pilfer the current rights held by Fox or CBS.
www.nbcsports.com
Still a ways off but can see people not exactly happy about it coming
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DickTrickle
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I honestly think this is just a way of Martin convincing himself that he wasn't bullied so he doesn't feel like a coward and can pass the blame to his parents and the NFL. He still said the behavior was incredibly wrong and hateful, the dude had a mental breakdown that he said was a result of his time on the team, didn't feel he could confront Incognito and others, and still thinks Incognito is a terrible person. That may be part of the norm back then but I would bet more than a few people would have difficulty coming to a new job and being treated like absolute shit by a team leader, especially in a contract situation, especially if you're a black dude being called American Inventor constantly. Like I said, I think he just wants to convince himself he wasn't a coward who could get bullied.
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Kirun
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You ever try going to one of those places with a wad of hundreds wrapped around your dick on the massage table though?
Sit down then, little man.
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Penance
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We're now paying for the pleasure of being advertised too. The enshittification of the user experience continues. Does netflix even support PiP for those die hard people?Netflix wants a Sunday afternoon NFL package
Netflix apparently hopes to pilfer the current rights held by Fox or CBS.
Still a ways off but can see people not exactly happy about it coming
Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Daezuel
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Alex
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Animosity
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I love that football starts at 10AM. Especially SNF/MNF starting at 5PM. Would suck if I had to wait until 8PM for that.
Regime
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
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We both know you aren’t getting up to watch the Jags and Browns at 6 am after gaming Saturday night.
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Truth, I cannot count how many times (when I still lived on the east coast) I would wish SOMEONE would win the damn game already so I could get to sleep. I now live in PST and it's all over and done with by 9PM.
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