2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Good luck. I predict he plays less than 10 games the rest of his career. He is Humpty Dumpty.
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Gavinmad
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Shitty franchises pick at the top of the draft which is why Stroud will probably never even play in a Super Bowl. The list of #1 pick QBs who have won a Super Bowl as a starter is a very short list. The most recent one to do it was Matt Stafford and it didn't happen until after he'd been traded off the trash franchise that drafted him. Before him were Peyton and Eli, then you have to go all the way back to Elway and Aikman.
Hell, Mahomes would probably never have even sniffed a Super Bowl ring if the Bears had drafted him instead of Trubisky.
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Regime
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For $100,000 would you get Da Bears tattooed on your forearm? You can never remove it and can only cover it up when it’s below 60 outside.
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Burnem Wizfyre
Log Wizard
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/e begins to channel a bears fan perspective “but I don’t have Da Bears tattooed on my forearm.”
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Cinge
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Yes. And get it in the tiniest font size I could and in fancy cursive, so most idiots cant read it. Also can I put it on the inside part of the arm? People will just assume I was some hipster idiot with stupid writing on my arm, but I can smile because I am 100 grand richer. And if I have to tell the story, no one is going to begrudge me for doing it for that kind of money.
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Masakari
Which way, western man?
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Jim is a great coach, so the AFC West may get more entertaining with the Broncos, Chargers, and Chiefs.
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Kaines
Potato Supreme
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Exactly. Below 60 Chicagoans are still running around shirtless. You gotta get well below freezing before they even think about putting on a wife-beater.
Ome
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I love the disrespect. Even though the Raiders have been dysfunctional and great at achieving nothing much in recent memory, they haven't been bottom of the division since at least before 2020 and in fact have come in 2nd 3 of the last 4 years even with all the shit that is constantly happening to us. Compared to the Chargers who every year are chosen as the team to go to the SB and does absolutely fucking nothing, or the Broncos who the Raiders have been butt fucking every season for years now.
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Skylancer81
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Fair point, my memory with him being a #2 pick probably had to do with the trade for Rivers later that day making him go to New York. That actually then means that no Quarterback drafted #2 overall has won a Super Bowl. Which makes my point stronger.
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DickTrickle
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Making your whole argument based on the actual draft number (instead of maybe something like nth QB taken or team quality) is dumb as fuck.
Do you think if Terry Bradshaw or Peyton Manning had been drafted to the same team but one pick lower their entire career trajectory would have changed?
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Daezuel
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