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Phazael

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Araysar vs Foler

I have been saying that the only person who could unseat the slavic tribesman was his alt, and that may come to pass. But I will stick to my guns and go with the gemuime article. Either way, we will asshat someone so deserving that they are acting like they want it already to save face. Whichever account gets it will mysteriously go dark for a while to avoid wearing it while the other account will suddenly double in post count overnight. No matter the outcome, Heebasyar loses, Coal Burner No Chill Guy loses, and we all lose for having to be spammed by whichever insufferable persona is not wearing the asshat. Everyone loses, which is about the most asshat thing ever. The brackets were terrible, but the end result was as it should be. In the end I stuck with my original predicted winner because he manages to make large chunks of the forum unreadable, while the BBC enthusiast alt I don't even feel the need to put on ignore.

Suggestion to the judges: If Foler Alt wins, the asshat should have a big black dildo sticking in the top of it. If the WW2 alternate timeline historian alt wins, it should be a tiny had version.
 
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moonarchia

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Araysar vs. Foler - You'll need to burn the asshat after he wear it, make sure to wear your hazmat suit.
 
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Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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Nothing needs to be said.

LurkingDerp in his never ending brilliance seeded me and my alt on the opposite sides of the tournament ensuring that I win no matter what. I am ready to ascend my throne and turn this forum into Asshat hellscape with my new mandate from the people

Daddy Vladdy couldn't have played this better himself.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Araysar vs Foler

In the end I stuck with my original predicted winner because he manages to make large chunks of the forum unreadable,

Have you tried to do any posting that isn't crying about Jews all the time?
 
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Aldarion

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Rajaah

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Araysar vs. Foler

Not even close, you guys and your hateboner for all things Jewry are losing the plot. Nothing is more tiresome than The Weekend and constant Owen Benjamin verbal diarrhea as if anybody gives a flying fuck.
 
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Phazael

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Coming out as a zionist is only the latest in a long trail of asshattery by the Chief Russian Correspondent. IRB, Bet Welching, endless WW2 derails, Jay Cutler, and on and on. Foler persona is easier to deal with . Just throw the ball into traffick and watch him get run over, like a stupid dog. And by run over, I probably mean power cornholed by Big Jim Slade.
 
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Asshat Foler

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lurkingdirk lurkingdirk im so far ahead at this point that I think we can call it like Fox News on arizona 2020.

let’s not waste the good people’s time
 
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Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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Coming out as a zionist is only the latest in a long trail of asshattery by the Chief Russian Correspondent. IRB, Bet Welching, endless WW2 derails, Jay Cutler, and on and on. Foler persona is easier to deal with . Just throw the ball into traffick and watch him get run over, like a stupid dog. And by run over, I probably mean power cornholed by Big Jim Slade.

Bro, I dont even like Israel or Jewish influence over my government

I'm just tired of watching you retards make up the most absolutely absurd shit about Jews, WW2 and Russia and then try to pass it off as historical fact.

That's how retarded you are Phazael Phazael

Get some chill in your life.
 
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Punko

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Both participants should be compensated for their efforts.
 
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