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BrutulTM said:
See a doctor.
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Daidraco said:
Im not implying you are fat, or anything. But a couple years ago when I was drinking heavily, still eating dinner while drunk, etc. Got up to 270ish? The odor that the sweat around my neck would put off smelled a bit like used motor oil? Gas? I "think" I had the beginning stages of diabetes, maybe? My doctor said I didnt have any problems, but if I didnt flush the toilet after pissing - it would grow algae, which is like a red flag for diabetes according to my plumber. Theres other reasons, too, like old age and stress. Was just so weird. Ive since then dropped down to 180ish and the smell has disappeared.
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Mist said:
Okay if this is actually all done legitimately and not as an excuse to replace the DC swamp with his swamp, I will put the fucking hat on, because I strongly agree with >85% of this stuff.

I do not agree with punishing leakers. Leakers should be eligible for a Medal of Freedom when they expose real government corruption like Snowden did.

That part gives me serious doubts. Also, the part about banning regulators moving between government and corporate was an Obama policy that Trump reversed. If Trump actually brings it back, it's a huge win.
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Mr. Sox said:
I studied under Alex for a long time on Cazic. I plan to lead FoH to the promise land and restore it's glorious name

My toon name is Deadtoe. I play on Havensong. I let people be people in the guild. IAM a master strategist and look forward to the content.
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Dr.Retarded Dr.Retarded is this true?
 
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Dr.Retarded Dr.Retarded is this true?
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Hehe, are you asking me because I'm a doctor of retardedness, and you're just asking for my professional opinion?

I wish I still had the damn Photoshop that I think Zapatta Zapatta made that was some sort of official retardation certificate. God damn that was eons ago, and I think from another iteration of the form before we were back to FOH.
 
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Zapatta

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Dr.Retarded said:
Jake Gyllenhaal No GIF


Hehe, are you asking me because I'm a doctor of retardedness, and you're just asking for my professional opinion?

I wish I still had the damn Photoshop that I think Zapatta Zapatta made that was some sort of official retardation certificate. God damn that was eons ago, and I think from another iteration of the form before we were back to FOH.
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That was 20 Hard Drives.
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
Jake Gyllenhaal No GIF


Hehe, are you asking me because I'm a doctor of retardedness, and you're just asking for my professional opinion?

I wish I still had the damn Photoshop that I think Zapatta Zapatta made that was some sort of official retardation certificate. God damn that was eons ago, and I think from another iteration of the form before we were back to FOH.
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Was it one of Mario Speedwagon Mario Speedwagon 's retard rehabilitation certificates?
 
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