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Chris

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How are you in jail if you stay less than one day dumbass.
 
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Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Who hasn't done this before??!

i immediately see this and get right back up and smash my ass up into the mail slot again to try and shit in his eye. 'are you crazy!?' says the driver as i end up just farting through the mail slot as ive already ran out of poop. i take notice and start 'talking' through my ass kind of like in ace ventura 'hey you, feed me! put a piece of pizza in my mouth!' as my shitty asshole is appearing to sound out words.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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I was a professional dancer
Captain America Laughing GIF by mtv
 
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