4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

Thread starter Bandwagon
Start date Apr 11, 2019

Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!

Go here and give us your nominations! Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

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Kolohe

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May 9, 2022

#1,301

MusicForFish said:
It's covered in syrup ya fuckin nerd.

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Kolohe

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May 9, 2022

#1,302

Sylas said:
So last night in my room, its dark, head set on, vigorously masturbating to some internet porn when i feel something hit my chest.

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Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

May 9, 2022

#1,303

Deathwing said:
Because pizza is a communal dish, you often have to suffer other's bad tastes.

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Deathwing

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May 10, 2022

#1,304

Are we supposed to respond when quoted here?

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Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

May 10, 2022

#1,305

Ohhhhhhh you just lost the game

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Kolohe

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May 10, 2022

#1,306

Bummer. Total bummer. I thought you were going to be the one.

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Furry

🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭

<Gold Donor>

May 10, 2022

#1,307

Hoss said:
Incorrect. I preferred sex with a condom when I was single. Hell, I even used them to jerk off.

WTF

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

May 11, 2022

#1,308

Hoss said:
I don't use my mouth to jack off

Come on, man. Next level.

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Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again

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May 11, 2022

#1,309

lurkingdirk said:
Come on, man. Next level.

Just because you use your mouth to jack off other dudes doesn't mean that's the normal method.

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

May 11, 2022

#1,310

Hoss said:
Just because you use your mouth to jack off other dudes doesn't mean that's the normal method.

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Furry

🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭

<Gold Donor>

May 11, 2022

#1,311

I had a few years I could reach. It's probably quoted somewhere in this thread when I mentioned it before.

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Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

May 11, 2022

#1,312

Furry said:
I had a few years I could reach. It's probably quoted somewhere in this thread when I mentioned it before.

You should have gone for a potato bug fursuit

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Furry

🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭

<Gold Donor>

May 11, 2022

#1,313

Bandwagon said:
You should have gone for a potato bug fursuit

I dunno, wouldn't that be like a carapacesuit

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Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

May 11, 2022

#1,314

Lol. Rockabilly foxes are allowed but not furry bugs?

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Deathwing

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May 11, 2022

#1,315

Potatoes grow hair. Fur is made of hair. Potato bug IS a fursuit.

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Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

May 12, 2022

#1,316

BoozeCube said:
You are making the assumption the people in charge want to solve issues instead of grifting money off the problems.

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Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

May 13, 2022

#1,317

Gavinmad said:
Well I'm gonna side with the actual lawyer over whoever the fuck you are.

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Izo

Tranny Chaser

May 15, 2022

#1,318

DickTrickle said:
Man, I can't wait to plat my Ossoi achievements.

Izo

Tranny Chaser

May 15, 2022

#1,319

Mist said:
I'm a fucking shut-in and I raw dogged a sea of cow-like people, literally crazy. I didn't leave the house for 2 years. The COVID blood my heart pump make me pick up Wifi 7.

Have some fuck.

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

May 15, 2022

#1,320

Lendarios said:
Bunch of dildo riders over here.

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