4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

Thread starter Bandwagon
Start date Apr 11, 2019

Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!

Go here and give us your nominations! Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,601

A5150Ylee said:
I didn't fart, I found it's pretty common to not fart. In fact, they will warn you to sit on a toilet to fart.

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,602

Erronius said:
there's at least one person in this thread that would skin me and wear my flesh as a scarf.

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Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>

<Gold Donor>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,603

Excuse me sir, but that's 100% in context

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,604

Erronius said:
Excuse me sir, but that's 100% in context

Yes, but it's good enough to include here for posterity.

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,605

Furry said:
They used to rub snow on their dick

Reactions: 1 user

Sanrith Descartes

You have insufficient privileges to reply here.

<Gold Donor>

Feb 7, 2023

#1,606

sleevedraw said:
Get the fuck out of here and come back when you learn to top like a man.

Reactions: 2 users

Sludig

Potato del Grande

Feb 7, 2023

#1,607

I saw this thread bumped and had a feeling that it would be that quote.

Reactions: 3 users

Izo

Tranny Chaser

Feb 9, 2023

#1,608

Foler said:
I sure do know a lot about lying.

kick in nuts GIF

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 12, 2023

#1,609

BoozeCube said:
ultra woke with battle wheelchairs, dildos, and ultradykes

Reactions: 1 user

Izo

Tranny Chaser

Feb 14, 2023

#1,610

Mr. Sox said:
Guess what I just did. I am a man of my word what about you Dick?

Awesome Marvel Studios GIF by Disney+

Reactions: 1 user

Izo

Tranny Chaser

Feb 16, 2023

#1,611

Sadre Spinegnawer said:
At least I'm not running a bot.

Betray Homer Simpson GIF by FOX TV

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser

Feb 16, 2023

#1,612

Araysar said:
Bro, I work in marketing. My job for most of my adult life literally has been to figure out people like you, target your insecurities and determine the highest price I can possibly charge you to sell you some shit that can make your insecurities briefly go away

Reactions: 1 user

Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 20, 2023

#1,613

Hoss said:
she wanted me to suck her dick and that was the end for me. It had never occurred to me that a dude might be pretending to be a girl.

Reactions: 4 users

Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 24, 2023

#1,614

Kuro said:
If 9 year olds can consent to sex, they can go back to working the factories

Reactions: 1 user

Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 24, 2023

#1,615

Kuro said:
Maybe if we'd nuked Japan a third time we wouldn't have had a generation of aspies grow up on Futa porn

Reactions: 1 users

TBT-TheBigToe

<Rickshaw Potatoes>

<Gold Donor>

Feb 25, 2023

#1,616

lurkingdirk said:
Foler is Dead

Happy Well Done GIF by Top Talent

Reactions: 2 users

Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,617

Intrinsic said:
He once tried to tell me I was going to hell for marrying a Psychic. It took about 2 hours to explain my ex-wife is a Psychologist, not a psychic.

Reactions: 1 users

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,618

Zapatta said:
I would pay thousands of dollars to be able to lift stuff with my dick

Reactions: 1 user

Zapatta

Krugman's Fax Machine

<Gold Donor>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,619

kimanami.com

Things I Lift with My Vagina

I mentioned last week how I have embarked on a new global campaign to raise the awareness of vaginal superpowers. This involves me traveling to different

kimanami.com

Reactions: 1 users

Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,620

yerm said:
National divorce is the putting your units on the board phase of the risk game, before the dice come out.

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