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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
cabbitcabbit
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I wish nothing but box office bombs on Hollywood for the next decade so they get their shit back on track.
John Wick can keep making all the money though.
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Mahes
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Don't forget Tom Cruise. He can also keep making lots of money.
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spronk
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it is interesting how ineffable it is to say what movie will get me to theaters and what won't.
if you said "theres a cool dinosaur movie with t-rexes that kill humans!" i'd be interested. but thats not enough to get my ass into a theater. I don't really care if it has Adam Driver. Not sure what else they coulda done but clearly I'm not alone in just saying "meh, I'll watch it when its on netflix"
if you said "theres a cool dinosaur movie with t-rexes that kill humans!" i'd be interested. but thats not enough to get my ass into a theater. I don't really care if it has Adam Driver. Not sure what else they coulda done but clearly I'm not alone in just saying "meh, I'll watch it when its on netflix"
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Saw a preview for this and thought holy shit, that ugly dude in star wars got another role. The plot makes me think it was made by M. Night S.
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Out on the usual sites now.
Thought it was a decent watch. I liked the plot and concept. Could have used more dinosaurs and some of the cgi was bad. Would say you gotta watch it, but for 90 mins it was enjoyable.
Thought it was a decent watch. I liked the plot and concept. Could have used more dinosaurs and some of the cgi was bad. Would say you gotta watch it, but for 90 mins it was enjoyable.
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Yeah, this had zero content that you couldn't figure out or see somewhere else. Literally the only special thing about it was the 65 million years ago thing. Him finding meaning in saving the girl was obvious, as was the ending.
As ... said, at least guns worked on dinosaurs, so it had that going for it. Overall I didn't hate it, but I will never watch it again, and I will likely forget about it until someone specifically brings it up.
As ... said, at least guns worked on dinosaurs, so it had that going for it. Overall I didn't hate it, but I will never watch it again, and I will likely forget about it until someone specifically brings it up.
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Saw this a few weeks ago, it's an interesting enough concept but even still it was a fucking rollicking onslaught of boredom and cliches and tropes. There wasn't even enough of a variety of interesting dinosaurs or exploration of the prehistoric world.
Should have mixed it up a little too. What about some prehistoric cave bears? Or some huge crocodilians? Or sea monsters? Awfully convenient too how this all happens right around the time of the asteroid which killed the dinosaurs. I guess the plot required something like that, but still.
Should have mixed it up a little too. What about some prehistoric cave bears? Or some huge crocodilians? Or sea monsters? Awfully convenient too how this all happens right around the time of the asteroid which killed the dinosaurs. I guess the plot required something like that, but still.
