A Christmas Story Christmas (2022)

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Title: A Christmas Story Christmas (2022)

Tagline: Ralphie comes home.

Genre: Family, Comedy

Director: Clay Kaytis

Cast: Peter Billingsley, Erinn Hayes, Scott Schwartz, R.D. Robb, Zack Ward, Julie Hagerty, Julianna Layne, River Drosche, Ian Petrella, Davis Murphy, Mark Arnold, J.R. Esposito, Chris Jarman, Sam Parks, Henry Miller, Ian Porter, Owen Davis, Derek Morse

Release: 2022-11-17

Plot: Ralphie is now all grown up and must deal with Christmas and all that comes with it…as a dad.

 

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proof that hollywood is full of pedos is that they can't even stop raping my childhood

 

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Kiroy said:

proof that hollywood is full of pedos is that they can't even stop raping my childhood

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Tarrant

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I'll watch it, but I won't be happy about it.

 

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Hard pass

 

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Animosity

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Peter Billingsley must be so strapped for cash hes willing to kill his own major legacy.

 

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Animosity said:

Peter Billingsley must be so strapped for cash hes willing to kill his own major legacy.

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Last I knew he produces a ton and had a new worth of like 13 million, so I don’t think so.

 

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Tarrant said:

Last I knew he produces a ton and had a new worth of like 13 million, so I don’t think so.

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That doesnt mean much considering how many celebrities worth way more go bankrupt. But sure lets be serious about some sarcasm.

 

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Animosity said:

That doesnt mean much considering how many celebrities worth way more go bankrupt. But sure lets be serious about some sarcasm.

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I was just responding to a legitimate observation I thought you were making, but sure lets be a dick about it.

 

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What I'm hoping for: A movie where Ralphie comes to grips with not appreciating his dad enough as a kid. By going through Christmas as a dad himself, he realizes how much effort his dad put into making Christmas so magical. Lighter on jokes, heavier on heart. The big appeal of the first one was that so many people could identify with the events and characters in the movie. They need to tap into that for all the people who are grown up, have kids of their own, and would now identify with the dad in the original.

What I'm expecting: A horrific mix of rehashed jokes and slapstick humor without any real heart.

 

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Yeah, you can fuck right off with this one, Hollywood.

 

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Is this one going to be advertised and marathoned ad nauseum too?

 

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Chukzombi why does this Christmas movie deserve its own thread?

 

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Holy fuck this looks bad.

 

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Ossoi said:

Chukzombi why does this Christmas movie deserve its own thread?

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i had a snarky comment all lined up yesterday, but then i realized that there has been more than one good movie from the "Ralphieverse".

so even though Jean Shephard is long dead and nobody is minding the store. its conceivable there may be something good about this. thanks for asking me a civil and valid question. i doubt this ever happens again.

 

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thanks for asking me a civil and valid question. i doubt this ever happens again.

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when the fuck have I ever been anything but civil to you, you pathetic little crybaby?

 

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when the fuck have I ever been anything but civil to you, you pathetic little crybaby?

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It's not your words, it's your tone.

 

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My brother loved the original. Never appealed to me. Even he's not interested in this.

 

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Kiroy

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McCheese said:

What I'm hoping for:

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studio and producers realize the first movie was one of the few perfect things Hollywood has done and decide not to release this movie out of respect

 

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Kiroy said:

studio and producers realize the first movie was one of the few perfect things Hollywood has done and decide not to release this movie out of respect

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man when people tell me they don’t like this movie…I just don’t get it. The shits literally magical for me. “The Old Man” is like watching an older version of my dad. My house was that damn house growing up. Obviously we all don’t come from those backgrounds, but I sure did and I relate to the movie so much.

 

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