A fat girl asks how she looks, you respond:

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Hedeon

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Like how fat of a fatty fat are we talking, Ashley Graham fat or SSBBW levels of fat? It's so hard to judge fat levels being a giant fat person myself.
 
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Brikker

Trump's Staff
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Look in the mirror and know that your donkey features and giant nose distract from any unsightly fatness.
 
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Jorren

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Invite (I mean hire) an SJW or Gay person to come answer for you.
 
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radditsu

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I usually buy them a buffet and fuck am in the parking lot.
 
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Void

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This same person asks if she's fat, you respond:
Ask her if she identifies as fat, thin, or other. Tell her you don't want to impose your own standards on her for fear of body shaming her. Then when she asks wtf you are talking about, say, "Thanks Obama."
 
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