I've recently become a big fan of the Angry Orchard hard cider. Checkout girl the other day told me the new thing among the kids is to mix it with that Fireball whiskey that is apparently all the rage. Apple and cinnamon and all that. I've never had Fireball before, but I always liked shit like Goldschlager and Aftershock, and a gallon (I think?) was on sale for $22, so I figured I'd give it a shot. Or twelve. Going to start tonight, in fact, during Kuriin's Pathfinder game, so he's got that to look forward to!
EDIT: Oh, and if that doesn't work, I'll hit my fallback, which is Malibu Black. 70 proof Malibu rum that I can just drink straight. I used to mix it with various juices, but now that I'm so used to it I just chug it straight out of the bottle. Doesn't burn like most other alcohols do.