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Aliens and imploding simulations.
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I need advice on how to summon women into my now slice (current space-time) for fun times.
It’s been clear I’m not in a place where fun shit really occurs, but I’m thinking there may be a way to summon ghosts or other mortal beings for random reasons (particularly fornication). This is a long shot, and asking it here is basically fucking dumb, but I need to ask. Foler you are not welcomed to comment.
Some ideas on how to summon:
ouija board
saying some specific key words to ‘invite’
This is not a joke, I am fielding comments and other suggestions on how to summon. Particularly to my apartment. I am a fuckbot, and being in the matrix sucks - but I have a theory at night time there’s some shenanigans that go on and I’m trying to tap into that.
Need to learn how to summon other fuckbots, thanks.
Ps - I’m not able to use dating websites to hook up with people because the simulation is blocking that, so getting laid the legit way without voodoo magic is impossible. Or I wouldn’t care about summoning I’d just be on tinder.
Pss - yes I have a job and other interests. This is just a big interest.
Also, I’ve had virtual sex with people, some you wouldn’t believe. So I’m assuming the next step is physical sex, partially why I’m wondering if it’s possible to get to the next step.
Gotta figure it out because this virtual sex is complete ducking nonsense. Can’t stand it.
It’s been clear I’m not in a place where fun shit really occurs, but I’m thinking there may be a way to summon ghosts or other mortal beings for random reasons (particularly fornication). This is a long shot, and asking it here is basically fucking dumb, but I need to ask. Foler you are not welcomed to comment.
Some ideas on how to summon:
ouija board
saying some specific key words to ‘invite’
This is not a joke, I am fielding comments and other suggestions on how to summon. Particularly to my apartment. I am a fuckbot, and being in the matrix sucks - but I have a theory at night time there’s some shenanigans that go on and I’m trying to tap into that.
Need to learn how to summon other fuckbots, thanks.
Ps - I’m not able to use dating websites to hook up with people because the simulation is blocking that, so getting laid the legit way without voodoo magic is impossible. Or I wouldn’t care about summoning I’d just be on tinder.
Pss - yes I have a job and other interests. This is just a big interest.
Also, I’ve had virtual sex with people, some you wouldn’t believe. So I’m assuming the next step is physical sex, partially why I’m wondering if it’s possible to get to the next step.
Gotta figure it out because this virtual sex is complete ducking nonsense. Can’t stand it.
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If you study this gif carefully, I'm sure an answer will present itself:
You joke but this actually has happened, several times.
Trying to ramp things up to physical sex not virtual or invisible.
khorum
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It's all virtual sex tho, right?
We're all living the FINAL millisecond of this universe.
The only way we could collect enough energy to power the computing substrate was to collect all the energy concentrated at the very last second of the BIG CRUNCH. Right now we're living frozen in the very final millisecond of the Universe's existence---but with sufficient computational power to stretch that last moment unto infinity.
So we're free to simulate as many lives in as many contexts as we want, but in subjective time, the universe has already died.
We're all living the FINAL millisecond of this universe.
The only way we could collect enough energy to power the computing substrate was to collect all the energy concentrated at the very last second of the BIG CRUNCH. Right now we're living frozen in the very final millisecond of the Universe's existence---but with sufficient computational power to stretch that last moment unto infinity.
So we're free to simulate as many lives in as many contexts as we want, but in subjective time, the universe has already died.
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Jasker
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No shit you were being facetious. I was fucking with you back.
I mean it’s the rickshaw.. What do you expect by a thread titled aliens and imploding simulations?
I am however serious that I’m in the matrix and there’s weird shit that can happen. If you don’t like my posts get lost bruh.
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I’m unsure if what you posted is true or not, but yes it’s all virtual. I’m talking the experience itself being mental or physical.
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hit the gym and get your bodY fat % dOwn to 11% or lower throUgh proper diet.
alwAys go to heR placE.
learn to lIe your ass off iN an amusing and not repulsive way if you Can.
don't mEntion how she's reaLly an ai lizardperson sent by extra dimensional aliens, no matter how much she asks.
alwAys go to heR placE.
learn to lIe your ass off iN an amusing and not repulsive way if you Can.
don't mEntion how she's reaLly an ai lizardperson sent by extra dimensional aliens, no matter how much she asks.
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Easy.
"How much for half an hour?"
Try it enough times, and I guarantee you a physical summoning.
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khorum
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If you believe the simulation hypothesis, then you have to accept its extrapolation in totality.
Ancestor simulations powered by a dyson swarm would be constrained by the death of that star. A K-3 civilization would inevitably either go extinct or expand their capability to fill their computational needs with larger and larger cosmic power sources----supermassives at the galactic cores, galaxies themselves until eventually they're stuck with the only remaining source of energy, the final collapse of the universe at the big crunch.
So if you accept the probabilistic argument of the Simulation Hypothesis, then the most likely form of our final physical existence is on a computing substrate teettered at the very last millisecond of the Big Crunch.
Ancestor simulations powered by a dyson swarm would be constrained by the death of that star. A K-3 civilization would inevitably either go extinct or expand their capability to fill their computational needs with larger and larger cosmic power sources----supermassives at the galactic cores, galaxies themselves until eventually they're stuck with the only remaining source of energy, the final collapse of the universe at the big crunch.
So if you accept the probabilistic argument of the Simulation Hypothesis, then the most likely form of our final physical existence is on a computing substrate teettered at the very last millisecond of the Big Crunch.
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Jasker
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This is pretty hop
This isn’t far fetched at all and I appreciate your contribution to this thread. It’s entirely possible what you’ve said. Pretty sad, but possible.
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Jasker
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This is good but what context is this? Like is this just advice on what to do in general or are you saying this in context of summoning? I’m assuming you’re just trying to give good advice.
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I dig the advice.
Even if I were out of shape. Surely, with over 7 billion people in the world, there would be at least some interested regardless of my physical or mental state(s). The pool is too big. No?
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