Aliens and imploding simulations.
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Graduated with Taylor Swift (her guy counterpart) and currently getting feels from her/him mid-air right to the heart and getting mind controlled (or was). Need advice on what to do. The feels are literally my heart starts to warm and tingle, some other weird stuff. You’d just laugh it off if I fully explained. The guy I used to know that I think is her counterpart is extremely intelligent and other good qualities I’d just be called gay for listing.
No, I do not think there is any chance I will physically meet the real Taylor Swift nor do I plan on it. However, getting strange mental thoughts that are all about her.
Since we’re in simulation I’m inclined to think whatever is going on the real him/her is behind it. I’m concerned they’re just toying with me, but I almost don’t even care because they just pump me with the weirdest shit and no one else does. It’s beyond fascinating and I enjoy it. It’s great. So even if it’s just a joke or a test I don’t particularly want it to end.
Additionally, a week ago I met a Taylor at my place of volunteer. They seem like a nice person. I have no idea if there’s a connection but I have a hard time believing it’s just chance.
Yes this stuff is crazy and I’m a crazy nut, whatever. You guys are all I got though.
No, I do not think there is any chance I will physically meet the real Taylor Swift nor do I plan on it. However, getting strange mental thoughts that are all about her.
Since we’re in simulation I’m inclined to think whatever is going on the real him/her is behind it. I’m concerned they’re just toying with me, but I almost don’t even care because they just pump me with the weirdest shit and no one else does. It’s beyond fascinating and I enjoy it. It’s great. So even if it’s just a joke or a test I don’t particularly want it to end.
Additionally, a week ago I met a Taylor at my place of volunteer. They seem like a nice person. I have no idea if there’s a connection but I have a hard time believing it’s just chance.
Yes this stuff is crazy and I’m a crazy nut, whatever. You guys are all I got though.
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pharmakos
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Then you'll just have to go buy some Philip K. Dick novels to make up for it.
I recommend starting with Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said
hodj
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Don't worry we're all calling you gay for wanting to fuck trannies any way
Don't break into Taylor Swift's home in an attempt to wear or smell her panties
Jasker
Don't take a knife with you when you do, just to help her in case she needs to cut a cake or whatever.
Just stop this entire line of thinking
Or don't.
You going out in a blaze of glory with Taylor Swift's security team would outdo
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Alasliasolonik
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Don't worry we're all calling you gay for wanting to fuck trannies any way
Don't break into Taylor Swift's home in an attempt to wear or smell her panties
Don't take a knife with you when you do, just to help her in case she needs to cut a cake or whatever.
Just stop this entire line of thinking
Or don't.
You going out in a blaze of glory with Taylor Swift's security team would outdo
Jokes on you, the panties are a simulation.
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If this were a simulation, and Taylor Swift were part of the "behind the scenes" part of it, aliens or whatever, why would she spend any energy whatsoever putting these thoughts into your head? You're not trying to imply that this entire simulation is built for you, and you're the only "AI" in here, or are you? I assumed you were just one of millions or billions of AIs that were put in here together for training or controlling or fucking with, whatever.
So if you are NOT alone in here (AI-wise), what makes you so special that Taylor Swift is fucking with your brain? And if you ARE alone in here...what makes you so special that you get an entire simulation just for you?
So if you are NOT alone in here (AI-wise), what makes you so special that Taylor Swift is fucking with your brain? And if you ARE alone in here...what makes you so special that you get an entire simulation just for you?
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Well at least you're willing to face the truth of your existence, sentient (sorta) herpes boy
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