All right, folks..
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Shonuff
Mr. Poopybutthole
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The problem is that we've all been burnt by manginas before with Millie. And they are mad at Jeffyls. No one is mad at you, at least until it comes out that you have a penis. It is inevitable on these boards, it is the cycle of renewal we have here. We get trolled by a tranny, the tranny is outed, balance is restored to the force, and then rinse and repeat.
Also, I think you are cute (at least until we find out you are a guy, cause that would be gay).
Shonuff
Mr. Poopybutthole
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The posting of titties is always a good first step to making a peace offering to these guys.Make a post in sports about kayaking or another one of your hobbies and stick around.
Kirsie
Lord Nagafen Raider
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I don't know that I can really scale that.. I just was like "wtf is going on here?"
There's really no need to leave, especially when all the other lurkers are coming out of the woodwork now. I doubt many of the people here know each other outside of the forums. Just kick back, relax, and laugh at all the stupidity and hilarity that pops up.
Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Fuse
Silver Knight of the Realm
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Yea not many people really know each other on these forums but something about them makes people stick around for many years. It is a 'special' corner of the internet. Pretty amazing that the community has moved, largely intact to two different web sites in the course of a couple of days. In addition to the luls, there are actually alot of good discussion in the General forums, check them out if Screenshots starts to make you feel too retarded.
I hope you will stick around, you are an internet hero for showing up on IRC the other day.
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I hope you will stick around, you are an internet hero for showing up on IRC the other day.
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Omg.
Oblio
Utah
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Worst troll ever or just terribly terribly dumb. I will let you choose Big Phoenix.
Srathor
Vyemm Raider
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Kirsie, welcome to a twisted little location of the internet that many folks love.
Some things to know to help you out here.
1. Posters names matter, anything by Fedor is worth opening. Even the horrible twisted oh god I wish I had never seen that atrocity type posts. It is like the mystery jelly beans in Harry Potter. The bad ones help the surprise.
2. Assume everyone is a dude. Even yourself. Even if you have proof. Even if you have inserted digits or other things into said person. it is still a dude.
3. Millie is a guy. See helpful hint 2. Though long gone and two boards ago it's reach is still long.
4. Posting will set you up to be dicked with, but most of the dicking is done out of love. Or maybe a need to get their rocks off, virtually or something. Just lie back and think of Qeynos, it makes the shame and pain better.
5. There are a few good people you can trust. No wait. Nevermind. You will never meet a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, but they do have cookies. Penis shaped cookies.
That is a very basic primer. Probably wrong on most parts, but hey I tried. Anyways sorry you were picture violated for 5+ years, but that is part of the charm of the place.
Some things to know to help you out here.
1. Posters names matter, anything by Fedor is worth opening. Even the horrible twisted oh god I wish I had never seen that atrocity type posts. It is like the mystery jelly beans in Harry Potter. The bad ones help the surprise.
2. Assume everyone is a dude. Even yourself. Even if you have proof. Even if you have inserted digits or other things into said person. it is still a dude.
3. Millie is a guy. See helpful hint 2. Though long gone and two boards ago it's reach is still long.
4. Posting will set you up to be dicked with, but most of the dicking is done out of love. Or maybe a need to get their rocks off, virtually or something. Just lie back and think of Qeynos, it makes the shame and pain better.
5. There are a few good people you can trust. No wait. Nevermind. You will never meet a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, but they do have cookies. Penis shaped cookies.
That is a very basic primer. Probably wrong on most parts, but hey I tried. Anyways sorry you were picture violated for 5+ years, but that is part of the charm of the place.
Kirsie
Lord Nagafen Raider
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Thanks.. I have, however, decided that from now on, whoever's being a dick, I'll just publicly call a twatwaffle, and leave it at that.
Camerous
Molten Core Raider
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You've got it down alreadyThanks.. I have, however, decided that from now on, whoever's being a dick, I'll just publicly call a twatwaffle, and leave it at that.
Just bone already.You've got it down alreadyThanks.. I have, however, decided that from now on, whoever's being a dick, I'll just publicly call a twatwaffle, and leave it at that.
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