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So there we were....Me (Valk) and Gator (Octane) launching off into Caustic's fun palace in King's Canyon in Duo's.
Oh hey look, only another squad with us. Now these two idiots run in, we went and looted some shit and as they were running around trying to figure out what to do in there, Gator cracked and almost smoked a guy who went behind a closed door to pop a shield cell and guess who was there on the other side of that door....
"Valkyrie's got you in the pipe.... 5 by 5"
His buddy, Bangalore, thought it would be a good idea to get out of there and leave him, decided to come back and play with an R-301. That didn't work so well when the Valk/Octane 16" Sandwich closed on the little biatch.
"They say death catches up to everyone..."
So off we go to deplete the gas and reap the rewards. I snagged a gold Flatline and gold helmet - Speedy Delivery boy came out with a gold backpack and something else. And away we went about our marry way. All was quiet on the eastern front. Very.... very... quiet.
Too quiet.
"Alert 5 - Ready to scorch for burn"
Splashed down in Repulsor. I took the roof on the edge Southeast corner, Crack head Speedy McGee started noticing someone barely looted it. So, off we went pillaging. I had a fully locked and loaded Longbow with a 3 Cog, and my trusty gold flatline. Here is where things get interesting. As there are about 10 squads left. Circle is closing in over Swamp.
"Say the word, and we'll be in the clouds"
We fly over to Swamp and notice.... Where the fuck is everyone? So we duck and cover on the edge of the map behind some cover and wait - for 3 minutes.
"I do this for the rush. The fans are just a bonus."
"I like my women like I like my Sake - Cool, unfiltered, and on someone else's tab."
So we hear some shots over across north of wetlands, circle will close in north of us - 6 squads left.
"Alert 5 Valkyrie actual - ready for burn - how copy?"
"Haven't we landed yet? What's the hold up!?"
We pipe off into a small corner ready to bounce whoever comes in from 3 sides.... Until.... I see a life line on a roof close to where we landed on the wedge of wetlands. Like a kid on Christmas I just CANNOT contain myself.
Longbow up, headshot, cracked, she ducks down in the house - Fuse out of nowhere snipes me in the face, snags me for one more, and I am crawling on the ground over to the corner behind some rocks.
I was sure I evaded that rock and roll hero, but I heard him coming - and... What happened next was hilarious.
Fuse starts ducking up and down and dancing around me obviously not knowing that if I am still on the ground there is a Teammate somewhere. While he was busy dancing and blasting at my shields and thinking he was being cute, he corpses me just as by little buddy Octane shows up. I am wondering what was going through his head when he heard...
"That sucks for you compadre, but at least it wasn't boring"
Now, somehow, after getting circle fucked all night - by the grace of Apex, there is a respawn beacon 3 feet from where I died.
"Not done yet, dad - Miss me Squad?"
I go back to my corpse loot up everything and head over to nab a shield and some accessories from Millie Vanilli in the corner. 2 squads remaining.
I am crouched, ready to rock, not even paying attention to where my drug induced Mario Andretti went. And I hear water - someone is crouching in the water, not taking the high ground....
I flank over, and just run and gun it. It was the same lifeline as before, cracked her and brought her down a bit, I get knocked - but she is low.
"Mayday Mayday! I'm grounded!"
Whooosh.
Octane comes in to save the day.
"You are the Apex Champions"
And at the same time...
"Oh come on - dead or not even you have to admit that was awesome"
This message is sponsored by the "TripleTakeOver" - AKA: Lush Squad.
Oh hey look, only another squad with us. Now these two idiots run in, we went and looted some shit and as they were running around trying to figure out what to do in there, Gator cracked and almost smoked a guy who went behind a closed door to pop a shield cell and guess who was there on the other side of that door....
"Valkyrie's got you in the pipe.... 5 by 5"
His buddy, Bangalore, thought it would be a good idea to get out of there and leave him, decided to come back and play with an R-301. That didn't work so well when the Valk/Octane 16" Sandwich closed on the little biatch.
"They say death catches up to everyone..."
So off we go to deplete the gas and reap the rewards. I snagged a gold Flatline and gold helmet - Speedy Delivery boy came out with a gold backpack and something else. And away we went about our marry way. All was quiet on the eastern front. Very.... very... quiet.
Too quiet.
"Alert 5 - Ready to scorch for burn"
Splashed down in Repulsor. I took the roof on the edge Southeast corner, Crack head Speedy McGee started noticing someone barely looted it. So, off we went pillaging. I had a fully locked and loaded Longbow with a 3 Cog, and my trusty gold flatline. Here is where things get interesting. As there are about 10 squads left. Circle is closing in over Swamp.
"Say the word, and we'll be in the clouds"
We fly over to Swamp and notice.... Where the fuck is everyone? So we duck and cover on the edge of the map behind some cover and wait - for 3 minutes.
"I do this for the rush. The fans are just a bonus."
"I like my women like I like my Sake - Cool, unfiltered, and on someone else's tab."
So we hear some shots over across north of wetlands, circle will close in north of us - 6 squads left.
"Alert 5 Valkyrie actual - ready for burn - how copy?"
"Haven't we landed yet? What's the hold up!?"
We pipe off into a small corner ready to bounce whoever comes in from 3 sides.... Until.... I see a life line on a roof close to where we landed on the wedge of wetlands. Like a kid on Christmas I just CANNOT contain myself.
Longbow up, headshot, cracked, she ducks down in the house - Fuse out of nowhere snipes me in the face, snags me for one more, and I am crawling on the ground over to the corner behind some rocks.
I was sure I evaded that rock and roll hero, but I heard him coming - and... What happened next was hilarious.
Fuse starts ducking up and down and dancing around me obviously not knowing that if I am still on the ground there is a Teammate somewhere. While he was busy dancing and blasting at my shields and thinking he was being cute, he corpses me just as by little buddy Octane shows up. I am wondering what was going through his head when he heard...
"That sucks for you compadre, but at least it wasn't boring"
Now, somehow, after getting circle fucked all night - by the grace of Apex, there is a respawn beacon 3 feet from where I died.
"Not done yet, dad - Miss me Squad?"
I go back to my corpse loot up everything and head over to nab a shield and some accessories from Millie Vanilli in the corner. 2 squads remaining.
I am crouched, ready to rock, not even paying attention to where my drug induced Mario Andretti went. And I hear water - someone is crouching in the water, not taking the high ground....
I flank over, and just run and gun it. It was the same lifeline as before, cracked her and brought her down a bit, I get knocked - but she is low.
"Mayday Mayday! I'm grounded!"
Whooosh.
Octane comes in to save the day.
"You are the Apex Champions"
And at the same time...
"Oh come on - dead or not even you have to admit that was awesome"
This message is sponsored by the "TripleTakeOver" - AKA: Lush Squad.
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