Are Christmas trees safe for cats?

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Will a Christmas tree kill my cat? Some dumb whore was telling me that my cat may eat it and it’ll puncture his intestines or some shit.

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Will a Christmas tree kill my cat? Some dumb whore was telling me that my cat may eat it and it’ll puncture his intestines or some shit.

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When my mom put up a Christmas tree when she lived with my my cat attacked the bird ornaments she put on it destroying them.
 

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When my mom put up a Christmas tree when she lived with my my cat attacked the bird ornaments she put on it destroying them.
I’m only putting lights on it. Maybe a let’s go Brandon ornament.
 
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Will a Christmas tree kill my cat? Some dumb whore was telling me that my cat may eat it and it’ll puncture his intestines or some shit.

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In this case you should be more worried about the tree...

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Will a Christmas tree kill my cat? Some dumb whore was telling me that my cat may eat it and it’ll puncture his intestines or some shit.

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If this were the case, there wouldn't be feral cats from the dumb fucks eating pine needles.
 
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Will a Christmas tree kill my cat? Some dumb whore was telling me that my cat may eat it and it’ll puncture his intestines or some shit.

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Are you in the habit of considering the opinion of dumb whores? May want to stop doing that.
 
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The tree won't; the tinsel might, but they do look festive with a few inches of the stuff trailing out their ass.
 
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would just get a fake tree. friend's cats either ate the sap or water and shit and puked all over the place. then had a $100 vet bill.
 
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Cats and trees are fine, but make sure to set it up in such a way that they can't knock it over, because if they are energetic, and it sounds like your cat is, they can do that. We used to have a cat that brought a tree down, smashed all the glass ornaments, it was a mess. Now we chain it to the wall it sits next to, no possibility of it going down. But the cats we have now don't touch the tree.
 
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Caliane

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yeah, cats love climbing xmas trees. be sure its well secured. and the water reservoir is sealed. tinsel can be fatal if they eat it.
 
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