Gamma Rays
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Army of the Dead (2021)
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Which ironically were the only good scenes in the movie, unintended. It took someone who didn't know what the fuck was going on, nor cared, to be the most interesting character somehow.
I think RLM nailed it when they referenced the beginning, sure it would have cost more, but if they just made a "zombies attack Vegas" flick like the opening intro, it would have been awesome. As it stands, you wouldn't even know it took place in Vegas. They had 3 set pieces none of which had any Vegas feeling at all to them. Shit was Sci-Fi original quality.
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Animosity
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Well, "finding that friend because I feel guilty and humans are irrational" as a plot was/would've been a million times more plausible than "create a fake-heist (twice?) to capture a zombie they could've snatched at the entrance with minimal effort within 5 minutes of the movie, lol".
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This was the most glaring thing for me. The bankroller here didn't care about the money and just wanted this chick's head. The coyote and the henchman could have just walked in taken her since she is literally the first zombie they see. Grab her and walk right back out. Instead, they ignore her, move deep into the city, then it looked like they came back to the entrance to grab her, and then took the head deep back inside again, where they both died.
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Someone tell Snyder he needs to take a break. Or at least don't write these things.
Great use of visual storytelling, Zachers.
In a span of 8 minutes I had a single character:
explain the different zombie types, and how some come back to life in rain
explain the tiger
explain that you can trade people to the zombies
explain the rules of their exchange with the zombies
explain that one guy is a rapist
explain the queen
explain that they take people to "turn them"
explain the different zombie types, and how some come back to life in rain
explain the tiger
explain that you can trade people to the zombies
explain the rules of their exchange with the zombies
explain that one guy is a rapist
explain the queen
explain that they take people to "turn them"
Great use of visual storytelling, Zachers.
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Ya, plot holes were dumb. Queen head literally would have been a “ok time to leave” once they got it. 0 reason to go back.
Movie felt like they had a bunch of zombie ideas, threw out half of them after mentioning or showing them (like the random robot zombie, or undead reviving in rain if they dried out), then also couldn’t decide if it was a satire or brainless action film. Like someone else mentioned, it felt like a Syfy movie with a big budget.
Some of the visuals were cool, but film was overall meh.
Movie felt like they had a bunch of zombie ideas, threw out half of them after mentioning or showing them (like the random robot zombie, or undead reviving in rain if they dried out), then also couldn’t decide if it was a satire or brainless action film. Like someone else mentioned, it felt like a Syfy movie with a big budget.
Some of the visuals were cool, but film was overall meh.
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Gamma Rays
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How the fuck does a robot become a Zombie???
A normal robot gets bitten by a zombie so it turns into one? Or is it a robot purpose built to be a zombie from the initial design stages??
A normal robot gets bitten by a zombie so it turns into one? Or is it a robot purpose built to be a zombie from the initial design stages??
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Gavinmad
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Precisely.
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Hosix
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More than likely a tiger bites a human/they/them/it who turns into a zombie who makes a robot baby.
