Mr. Sox,
I believe the time has finally arrived for the truth to come out and for us, not only the Fires of Heaven community but all gamers worldwide, to recognize all you have done and sacrificed, often at your own personal peril, to bring Truth and Light in from the shadows. From your first personal EQ interactions with James Earl Jones, where you were not only privy to his love of the game but were a personal friend and dare I say mentor to him during his travels in Norrath as well as coaching him in his various acting voice-overs, to your crusade-like quest to bring justice to Shawn Woolley, gaining intimate knowledge of Liz, going so far, deep, and personal to uncover Shawn's favorite gaming soda and snacks (Mt. Dew, Cheeze-Its, and what can only be described as a revelation from heaven given subsequent history, the one-and-only Mozzarella sticks exclusively sourced from Southern California) all the while gaining access and insider knowledge of Verant Interactive at Liz' request.
However your secret agent-like persona did not end there, as you personally infiltrated the Christian-zealot cabal masquerading as a family but in fact were using their insider influence at VR to bring the Fuzzy Troll era to an industry-wise presence, including plush toys and memorabelia to eventually encompass an entire multi-media industry including tv shows, cartoon and live action, and even an attempt at establishing a tax-free religion religion, 501 (c) exemptions and all. The word on la straza (now that dear Brad has passed) can finally come to light: their ambition and machination knew no bounds, and if it was not for you, and you only, Mr. Sox, their power and influence within the MMO- world would have been unstoppable.
And now your latest unselfish pursuit for justice for us gamers, your infiltration of Intrepid Studios, and your dire warnings to us about Ashes of Creation. While it is not entirely known how you come about your elite secret insider information, I have been told by a trusted source that it was your superior legal mind that uncovered and forced SOE on many occasions to restore accounts, personally apologize, and even, I am told, had someone resembling Scott Hartsman visit your house in tears telling you the sad tale of Shawn Woolley, and even more tears flowed when the look-alike regaled his nocturnal interactions with Liz Woolley herself. It seems you are fast on the trail of Mr. Sharif as well, as he and the entire worldwide gaming community are well aware of your infamous legal dispositions against such varied companies and individuals, including their world-class lawyers. The legal world shudders to think what you must have in store for Ashes. We have our suspicions that you must belong to or at least have had some high-level training at various alphabet agencies around the world, and with this, for legal reasons and your own personal safety, our story must end here.
We at Fires of Heaven (and the entire worldwide gaming community) wait with baited breath as to your next move. We salute you, sir.
