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Tuco said:
Will avatar bet anyone believing the leaks about Yasuke being gay that he won't be gay. 1 month avatar bet, resolved one month after AC Shadows release.
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Does this include bisexuality, gender fluid and just overall faggotry? Cause if so I'll take those odds.
 
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Penance said:
Does this include bisexuality, gender fluid and just overall faggotry? Cause if so I'll take those odds.
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Nah. Thinking about it more, is it common these days for AC protagonists to let the player bang whatever? I don't even remember the romance options in the 5 AC games I've played.
 
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kroenen

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Couldn’t you bang dudes in all of them? I remember Alexios in odyssey getting raped by that strange flamboyant politician dude
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Don't forget about the gay pirates...

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Grabbit Allworth

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Tuco said:
Will avatar bet anyone believing the leaks about Yasuke being gay that he won't be gay. 1 month avatar bet, resolved one month after AC Shadows release.
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I'll take you up on it on with the exception that if he isn't patently gay, he's objectively LGBTQLMNOP123.
 
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Here's the blog post that picture of an article was describing.

news.ubisoft.com

Assassin’s Creed Shadows Launches November 15, Features Dual Protagonists in Feudal Japan

Set in 16th century Japan, Assassin’s Creed Shadows will star Japanese shinobi Naoe, and real-life samurai Yasuke.
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and I think the quote in question

Naoe and Yasuke’s disparate personalities also lead them to have different relationships and rapports with other characters, and they don’t always feel the same way about people, nor do people always feel the same way about them. Romantically, they will also attract and be attracted to different types of people. Through the pair, players will get to experience a multitude of relationships.
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It's not looking good for team cishet Yasuke, but fuck it, I don't prewelch. Bet is still open. Penance Penance gets right of first refusal and it includes "bisexuality, gender fluid and just overall faggotry".
 
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Lol peak virtue signal. This game is going to be awful.
 
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Their PHD 'consultant' for Japanese history lmao

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Everyone still saying this AAAA game will be "good" is just huffing copium at this point. The story isn't going to make sense, the characters aren't going to be compelling (or probably even likable), and there will be no depth to the game. You will be bored after a few hours and completing the game will feel like a chore.
 
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kinadin said:
Everyone still saying this AAAA game will be "good" is just huffing copium at this point. The story isn't going to make sense, the characters aren't going to be compelling (or probably even likable), and there will be no depth to the game. You will be bored after a few hours and completing the game will feel like a chore.
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isn't this written by dei sweet baby or some white land whale?

i mean probably both
 
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Tuco

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kinadin said:
Everyone still saying this AAAA game will be "good" is just huffing copium at this point. The story isn't going to make sense, the characters aren't going to be compelling (or probably even likable), and there will be no depth to the game. You will be bored after a few hours and completing the game will feel like a chore.
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It's a shame because I'm betting Ubisoft will send an army of artists and designers to create an extremely good world for the game.
 
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Grabbit Allworth

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kinadin said:
Everyone still saying this AAAA game will be "good" is just huffing copium at this point. The story isn't going to make sense, the characters aren't going to be compelling (or probably even likable), and there will be no depth to the game. You will be bored after a few hours and completing the game will feel like a chore.
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Anyone that buys this game is a weak, limp-wristed, mentally-ill, cuck faggot.

I don't care why you're buying it; I stand by my words.

Even if you're neck-deep into supporting the agenda (please die), you should avoid buying the game simply because the pricing model is cancer.
 
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