AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Kaines

Kaines

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Teekey

H. A. Monkey

Ossoi

Uber Uberest

FartBlog

Jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris

Brando

Tarisk

ardesco

maskedmelon
 
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Mudcrush Durtfeet

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Lightning Lord Rule

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That bracket's a little wonky looking, but good job overall :emoji_muscle:


Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate - Mild Apostasy vs a terminal case of TDS. TDS wins this one.

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey - TheBeagle has been beagling quite hard lately, and I can't remember anything Monkey has posted, so there we are.

Ossoi vs. Pharone - Pharone Pharone got off lucky here :trollface:

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer - Tough one, but over the top self-serving lies narrowly beats out Brady Uberfandom.

wormie vs. FartBlog - It takes more than 2 posts to make an asshat, that's just too lazy to be rewarded.

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker - I'm glad Jasker has turned it around lately, but this is a year long award and after looking ahead in the AI's script I apparently voted this way so I must vote this way now to avoid a total protonic reversal.

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - It's kind of amazing how hated a few negs can make someone, but here we are.

Chris vs. Sieger - Leading an EQ guild in 2019 is autism, not NECESSARILY asshatism. Plus Chris is a britfag.

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow - Overall winner? Could be!

Vanessa vs. Tarisk - Too bad Tarisk got paired against Vanessa here, or he would have gone farther up the charts riding the same neg hate as Mudcrush.

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco - I have no idea who ardesco is, so I'm picking the devil I know.

Foler vs. maskedmelon - Give this another year and maskedmelon maskedmelon might win this matchup on xher's current trajectory :trollface:


This is a strong field of asshats, surely that's a good sign of a thriving forum!
Right guys?

































Guys?
 
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Chukzombi

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Teekey
H. A. Monkey
Ossoi
Uber Uberest
FartBlog
Lightning Lord Rule ( hahaha, take that you flatcap hater!)
Mudcrush Durtfeet
Chris
Brando
Tarisk
ardesco
maskedmelon

i dont even know if those names are all real
 
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Zapatta

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
That bracket's a little wonky looking, but good job overall :emoji_muscle:


Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate - Mild Apostasy vs a terminal case of TDS. TDS wins this one.

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey - TheBeagle has been beagling quite hard lately, and I can't remember anything Monkey has posted, so there we are.

Ossoi vs. Pharone - Pharone Pharone got off lucky here :trollface:

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer - Tough one, but over the top self-serving lies narrowly beats out Brady Uberfandom.

wormie vs. FartBlog - It takes more than 2 posts to make an asshat, that's just too lazy to be rewarded.

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker - I'm glad Jasker has turned it around lately, but this is a year long award and after looking ahead in the AI's script I apparently voted this way so I must vote this way now to avoid a total protonic reversal.

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - It's kind of amazing how hated a few negs can make someone, but here we are.

Chris vs. Sieger - Leading an EQ guild in 2019 is autism, not NECESSARILY asshatism. Plus Chris is a britfag.

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow - Overall winner? Could be!

Vanessa vs. Tarisk - Too bad Tarisk got paired against Vanessa here, or he would have gone farther up the charts riding the same neg hate as Mudcrush.

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco - I have no idea who ardesco is, so I'm picking the devil I know.

Foler vs. maskedmelon - Give this another year and maskedmelon maskedmelon might win this matchup on xher's current trajectory :trollface:


This is a strong field of asshats, surely that's a good sign of a thriving forum!
Right guys?

































Guys?
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What kind of idiot doesnt vote for themselves in an election?
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Bold doesnt come up as an option on my phone. The Bold, Italic and Underlined is greyed out.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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What's the over/under on people actually following the voting instructions? Whatever it is I'm taking the under.

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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gshurik

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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Zapatta

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You needed to put in a lot more effort than this last minute push if you wanted to win Mudcrush. Better luck next year.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Mudcrush douchebaggery on display. Can I change my vote to pick him... oh wait. Nevermind. No need to change my vote. I already voted for him.

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sleevedraw

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger - Coinflip; I don't know who either of you are.

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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Gask

Gask

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate - Random

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey - Random

Ossoi vs. Pharone - For being salty

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer - Random

wormie vs. FartBlog - Random

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker - Fight the power

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - For obvious reasons

Chris vs. Sieger - Tommy Robinson derangement syndrome

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow - Brain cell genocide

Vanessa vs. Tarisk - Redundant threads, cross thread arguments

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco - Don't know the other guy

Foler vs. maskedmelon - His tranny crusade is annoying
 
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Origin

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon

Some of these people i don't even know, so they may have been voted for because i think their opponent is NOT an asshat (ex. LLR vs Jasker, i don't know who Jasker is and i don't think LLR is an asshat).
 
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yerm

yerm

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon




I'm not voting for mudcrush because he's definitely a troll account.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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