AssHat 2019 Voting Round 2

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Erronius

Erronius

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The Election Committee couldn't even get the spelling of several users right.

The whole thing is a sham. This is Corrupt Dem levels of election fail.
 
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Zapatta

Zapatta

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Erronius said:
The Election Committee couldn't even get the spelling of several users right.

The whole thing is a sham. This is Corrupt Dem levels of election fail.
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Pfft Dems would have secretly met months before and hired outside lawyers to do all the paperwork before filling, this is just a poorly run Condo Association that doesnt know the names of their neighbors.
 
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MusicForFish

MusicForFish

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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Varia Vespasa

Varia Vespasa

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey TEEKEY

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant TARRANT

khorum vs. TheBeagle THEBEAGLE

Ossoi vs. Bubbles OSSOI

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer HODJ

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal XEQUECAL

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie WORMIE

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03 JASKER

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet TUCO

Merrith vs. pharmakos PHARMAKOS

Lithose vs. Chris CHRIS

Brando vs. iannis BRANDO

Zapatta vs. Vanessa VANESSA (For daring to point out that round one was over, that bitch! :p )

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder SCREAMFEEDER

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas MIST

Foler vs. Gavnmad FOLER
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

TBT-TheBigToe

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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Gamma Rays

Gamma Rays

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Is lurkingdirk trying to get more asshat votes with the fucked up user-name spelling??
 
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iannis

iannis

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One of the best norm jokes ever:

Ten years went by. Twenty years went by. No flashbacks.

Those damn lying Big Acid companies.
 
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Pemulis

Pemulis

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle - only because I had to pick one

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodj vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. Xequecal

AngryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavinmad
 
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Muurloen

Muurloen

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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maskedmelon

maskedmelon

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sleevedraw said:
This one is a little harder.

Teekey - not this one, though

Frenzied Wombat

khorum - Difficult. Beagle's not asshat, just a blackpill. Subtle but distinct difference. And even though khorum's an asshat, I'd have a beer and discuss politics with him. Or he could have a beer, and I'd have an appletini

Ossoi - Bubbles occasionally has decent pictures; not often, but occasionally

Sadre Sprinegnawer - #autismawareness

Xequecal - Dirk comes across as well-meaning even if we disagree politically; Xeq does not

wormie

a_skeleton_03 - Only post your dick if it's an attractive one

Mudcrush Durtfeet - Is he a tryhard who wants the award? Yes. I say give it to him, and also Shaw/reaction ban him when he wins.

Merrith - Uses macros to craft in FFXIV; kos has a good taste in prog rock

Chris - Lithose writes better novellas than Chris does

Brando - lol

Vanessa

Lendarios - Scream makes me laugh occasionally

Titan_Atlas - I pity Mist more than I think she's an asshat, and she occasionally has some pretty good posts in tech threads

Foler - More than meets the forum's middle-aged dudebro quota all by himself
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Super good well-thought-out post. I am going to second all of these selections even though I do not necessarily agree with all the reasoning, because some of the reasons were extraordinarily well-thought-out and I am too lazy to work through my gay phone interface to develop a similarly well-thought-out response.
 
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Phazael

Phazael

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Teekey
Tarrant
TheBeagle
Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer
xequecal
wormie
jasker
Mudcrush Durtfeet
Merrith
Chris
Brando
Vanessa
screamfeeder
Titan_Atlas
Gavinmad

This round actually had a number of tough choices.
 
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Merrith

Merrith

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sleevedraw said:
This one is a little harder.

Teekey - not this one, though

Frenzied Wombat

khorum - Difficult. Beagle's not asshat, just a blackpill. Subtle but distinct difference. And even though khorum's an asshat, I'd have a beer and discuss politics with him. Or he could have a beer, and I'd have an appletini

Ossoi - Bubbles occasionally has decent pictures; not often, but occasionally

Sadre Sprinegnawer - #autismawareness

Xequecal - Dirk comes across as well-meaning even if we disagree politically; Xeq does not

wormie

a_skeleton_03 - Only post your dick if it's an attractive one

Mudcrush Durtfeet - Is he a tryhard who wants the award? Yes. I say give it to him, and also Shaw/reaction ban him when he wins.

Merrith - Uses macros to craft in FFXIV; kos has a good taste in prog rock

Chris - Lithose writes better novellas than Chris does

Brando - lol

Vanessa

Lendarios - Scream makes me laugh occasionally

Titan_Atlas - I pity Mist more than I think she's an asshat, and she occasionally has some pretty good posts in tech threads

Foler - More than meets the forum's middle-aged dudebro quota all by himself
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Sleeve I have to ask, do you manually craft everything in FFXIV? Also thanks for the vote!
 
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Tarrant

Tarrant

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I went from almost not even nominated to at the very least winning the first round of voting. What a time to be alive.
 
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