AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

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a_skeleton_05

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Vanessa said:
That's all? I'm even amused by that, my lord Dom. Keep trying hon.
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This is just fucking around. I'm still drinking my 'morning' coffee. I was serious when I said that I wasn't going to lay into you, because my concern is unfortunately real. You likely have a date with a shotgun, and I will not be one of the ones with their fingerprints anywhere near it.
 
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Gavinmad

Gavinmad

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Dom said:
This is just fucking around. I'm still drinking my 'morning' coffee. I was serious when I said that I wasn't going to lay into you, because my concern is unfortunately real. You likely have a date with a shotgun, and I will not be one of the ones with their fingerprints anywhere near it.
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The stats say you're wrong.
 
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hodj

hodj

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Trolling Vanessa Vanessa is like peeling back layers on a child abuse and neglect onion as large as a planet

"puh puh puh please daddy if I cut off my cock will you love me then?"
 
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Vanessa

Vanessa

Uncle Tanya
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Dom said:
You likely have a date with a shotgun
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Yeah, no.

Gavinmad said:
The stats say you're wrong.
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100% true. 41% is attempted... not succeeded. There are no solid stats that I've read (would love to find one) on successes but it's clearly lower than 41% and I'd say even 3/4 would be a 30% suicide rate. That puts me at 70% to not kill myself, which..... I don't want to, it's not even a blip on my radar. Unlike so many of you depressed fucks, I love life.

The ones out there killing themselves are the unpassable Jerle's. You guys can keep up this charade of pretending I'm an unpassable, ugly tranny but y'all are being cringey try-hards with that narrative, but by all means... keep being cringey try-hards.
 
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Lanx

Lanx

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Vanessa said:
LOL I KNOW DOM YOU ARE SO RIGHT

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Rando guy at the bar the night this was taken (Monday) came up to me and told me I was the most beautiful person he's ever seen and just wanted a hug from me to which I obliged. All 3 of my friends can attest to that incident. Shit like that is not uncommon in my life. Y'all are such try-hards ^_^ Keep up the hate, I feed off of it.
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i mean... you're in an establishment that is dedicated to serving mind/decision altering making liquids

i mean shit...

looking at this picture, i'm more infatuated with the tavertine tile on the floor.
 
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BoozeCube

BoozeCube

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Tranbo Steve is doing his damnest to make that last minute bid for Asshat of the year, unfortunately you just can't compete with Lendarios Lendarios . Maybe next year Steve, maybe next year.

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Vanessa

Vanessa

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Well, that was fun... I'm all petered out. Time to vote.

Teekey vs. Tarrant

TheBeagle vs. Ossoi

Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal

wormie vs. a_skeleton_03

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos

Chris vs. Brando

Vanessa vs. Lendarios

Mist vs. Foler
 
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pharmakos

pharmakos

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I'm so tired of this shit being in every fucking thread.
 
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pharmakos

pharmakos

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Vanessa Vanessa you clicked "Like" on that post despite contributing roughly half of what I'm talking about.

It really does take two.
 
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MusicForFish

MusicForFish

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This is just like that one person you have a crush on so you treat them like shit rather than confront your inner desires.
Just jerk one to Nessa and get that angst out gents.
I believe in you.

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Izo

Izo

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MusicForFish said:
This is just like that one person you have a crush on so you treat them like shit rather than confront your inner desires.
Just jerk one to Nessa and get that angst out gents.
I believe in you.

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Or...maybe you're projecting, and it's you who needs to rub one out. Let us know if that endorphine release gave you clarity as to the matter at hand.
 
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A

a_skeleton_05

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You guys are nuts. This stupid drama is the best part of this. It's the most wonderful time of the year!
 
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Siliconemelons

Siliconemelons

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The reactions given to peoples votes are all the best....

The thing is, my votes are mostly just names I recognize not really thinking about asshattery other than "in general" ;-)

Mostly because I do not stray much from most of activity in home improvement, politics and the ocasional retro game stuff and then I am low post in general here and there posts.
 
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