AssHat 2019 Voting Round 5

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

AngryGerbil

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ITT: People voting for a guy who is going to be banned within a couple months and a guy who gets paid to be a faggot instead of actual asshats.

ITT Wizardhawk pretends to have the keys to the vault that contains the actual and final definition of a FoH AssHat.

Enlighten us.
 
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Zapatta

Krugman's Fax Machine
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ITT Wizardhawk pretends to have the keys to the vault that contains the actual and final definition of a FoH AssHat.

Enlighten us.

Dont fuck around, we dont know who Q is yet. It could be anyone.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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ITT Wizardhawk pretends to have the keys to the vault that contains the actual and final definition of a FoH AssHat.

Enlighten us.

Does this work?

Aren't you the one who is always bitching about "words have meaning" and "the revolution will be complete when the language is perfect" and shit? Does asshat to you just mean whoever can be the most obnoxious twat without ever even attempting to discuss anything or post anything with even the slightest substance?
 
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AngryGerbil

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Only if by 'Spice' you mean 'Meth'.

In which case, I submit myself to your highness as a loyal slave. You are clearly a space-traveling worm-creature.
 
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Teekey

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ITT: People voting for a guy who is going to be banned within a couple months and a guy who gets paid to be a faggot instead of actual asshats.

I wish I was actually being paid to talk to retards like you.

Errrr....I mean. George Soros promised me a raise of 10 sheckels Soros Bucks per post if I win!
 
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iannis

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Not you, you actually argue. And a few times you've made a point. Where I go, "I don't like that he's right, but he is right."

if brando isn't getting paid though, he should be.
 
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iannis

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On god, Dirk is going to pull a time magazine stunt isn't he?

And the asshat of the year is... You! Go gettim, champ!
 
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Ignatius

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Teekey vs. xequecal : Xeq already won once, it's time for a new king.

Brando vs. Lendarios : Lend's posts make my brain hurt, but he doesnt spaz out as much. He's definitely my silver medal contender though.
 

AngryGerbil

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Does asshat to you just mean whoever can be the most obnoxious twat without ever even attempting to discuss anything or post anything with even the slightest substance?

It's like RLM's Best of the Worst.

AssHat, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to 'knees too sharp' the AssHat contest.
 
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AngryGerbil

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Shame is not something I feel.

This is clearly true.

Please do not endeavor to share your shame on our Hallowed and Respected AssHat competion with your noodle-arms.

Look, it's okay to disagree with the people who voted against you. But to say that 'Because the vote didn't turn out the way I would have liked, I shall therefore REEE!!!" against the entire process... is communist levels of faggotry.

You're better than that. Hold your head up high and stop being an AssHat.
 
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Zapatta

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I don't even feel like I need to vote at this point

Considering they all champion retarded lefty ideals everyone of them is a winner in their culture and should get a trophy. Amods should honor that.
 
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