AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

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We're here, people. The first round. There are some hilarious match ups. Here's what you do:

Copy and past the list I'll have below the image. Bold your choice, That's how your vote will count. If you don't vote completely, you're a giant douche. If there are matches you don't care about, roll the dice, flip a coin, whatever. Vote for someone in every race. It just makes things interesting.

The vote will be open until about mid day Sunday. 2 days of voting. Choose that AssHat people!

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Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey


Damn, Foler Foler , you won the lottery this time.

VOTE bitches!
 
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Foler

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Araysar, bandwagon, lurkingdirk, mist, mudcrush, lendarios, caepan, kiroy, dom, lightning lord rule, vanessa, bubbles, xeq, szlia, reekey
 
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Great. We're back to bold being nearly indecipherable from normal in the text editor

Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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Quaid

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Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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Haus

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Caepan and Teekey, I don't have enough of a giveashit about any of the rest
 
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rhinohelix

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lurkingdirk said:
We're here, people. The first round. There are some hilarious match ups. Here's what you do:

Copy and past the list I'll have below the image. Bold your choice, That's how your vote will count. If you don't vote completely, you're a giant douche. If there are matches you don't care about, roll the dice, flip a coin, whatever. Vote for someone in every race. It just makes things interesting.

The vote will be open until about mid day Sunday. 2 days of voting. Choose that AssHat people!

View attachment 317545

Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey


Damn, Foler Foler , you won the lottery this time.

VOTE bitches!
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Some of these match ups are dumb; my apologies for those I am voting for out of requirement rather than true intention*.

Araysar vs. RQB*

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon*

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron*

Dom* vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa*

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia*

khorum vs. Teekey
 
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Hosix

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Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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Chukzombi

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lurkingdirk said:
We're here, people. The first round. There are some hilarious match ups. Here's what you do:

Copy and past the list I'll have below the image. Bold your choice, That's how your vote will count. If you don't vote completely, you're a giant douche. If there are matches you don't care about, roll the dice, flip a coin, whatever. Vote for someone in every race. It just makes things interesting.

The vote will be open until about mid day Sunday. 2 days of voting. Choose that AssHat people!

View attachment 317545

Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey


Damn, Foler Foler , you won the lottery this time.

VOTE bitches!
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Screamfeeder, Mudcrush, Lendarios, Caepan, Bubbles, Xequeal, Teekey,
 
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Koushirou

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Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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Vanessa

Vanessa

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Araysar vs. RQB - I don't know this person, and insignificance is asshattish.

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon - Not the biggest fan of alcoholics with delusions of grandeur.

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn - Love you both; coin toss.

Mist vs. Nirgon - I know you less, and I'm voting by gender like a sad leftist.

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - I assume you're still garbaging and disliking indiscriminately.

Lendarios vs. Furry - Just a douchekettle.

Foler vs. Caepan - Literal retard, but not the retard that tries to be friendly and sweet to his clear superiors. The most wretched, cantankerous retard among the wreckage. Literally worse than Hodj was.

Kiroy vs. RovXIII - negative toward me for 0 reasons while being as interesting as a unopened package of Kleenex tissues.

Lanx vs. Archeron - Arch doesn't stand out... like, at all. Lanx I like, but I had to pick one.

Dom vs. wormie - The living, breathing lower rung of the D-K effect.

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule - LLR will always be a thorn in my side, and I kinda like larping Goebbels.

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa - Subhuman intellect vs genius. Self hate vs self love. Darkness and nihilism vs light and grace. The choice is clear.

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg - I don't know this person, and insignificance is asshattish.

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal - Frenzied Wombat has been consistently cool, normal, and chill with me. I dunno why he's even up for noms.

Hoss vs. Szlia - Same thing as above... Szlia has been cool, normal, and chill with me. Good guy/gal/xhir.

khorum vs. teekey - Love Khorum. Was about to type out "Teekey is a punchline" but he's not even that because punchlines contain humor. He's an angry little blue smurf.
 
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Foler

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Man, people love me. Can't wait for amod elections!
 
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OhSeven

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Araysar vs. RQB
Sorry Broysar, but who the fuck is RQB?

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon
Dark Horse pick for me. Bandwagon wants Tyen unbanned, fuck that.

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn
At last lurkingdirk seeds himself against someone who isn't going to go on to the final 4. He's still an asshat though.

Mist vs. Nirgon
Self impossed ban from general and I really want to see her avatar get changed.

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet
Lets be honest, aside from just garbaging posts, Mudcrush doesn't really do much. Gavin is a far more effective asshat.

Lendarios vs. Furry
Easy pick. Lend is also one of those people who get assblasted when mods used to be able to change people's avatars at will.

Foler vs. Caepan
Foler has really been off his game for the title this year, and lets face it, Caepan has really put some work in to earn this title. Ironic the first asshat winner isn't a poster from general, but it's still related to fucking politics.

Kiroy vs. RovXIII
Sorry Kiroy, but who the fuck is RovXIII?

Lanx vs. Archeron
I always find it hilarious that people bitch about Sadris and Mario injecting race into everything but give Lanx a pass.

Dom vs. wormie
Gotta pick at least one Jew.

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule
For the long periods of not posting, That's my schtick. You're still my friend though.

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa
I'm sorry booze, but giving a tranny MORE medals and attention is just a bad idea.

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg
Nidhogg is a johnny come lately parachutist during the victory lap phase. Bubbles is always ALWAYS an asshat.

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal
Maybe 2 Jews.

Hoss vs. Szlia
Should really be obvious to anyone who's every read a Szlia post.

khorum vs. teekey
Teekey is one of the big 4 that hasn't won a crown yet. Might be his year if Caepan didn't piss off more than one section of the forum.
 
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BoozeCube

BoozeCube

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Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Araysar vs. RQB -WW2 and civil war derails. Not all that bad, considering the competition.

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon -Surprisingly tough choice. Bandwagon's been upping his game lately.

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn -For failing to seed things correctly, YET AGAIN. Feh, asshat.

Mist vs. Nirgon -It's going to take a big asshat to hold all of that IQ, and Mist's asshat is going to be YUGE.

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet -A few reacts can't beat out Albino Knight.

Lendarios vs. Furry -In a stunning upset, Furry's total retardation in the corona thread, among others, steals this matchup. Well done.

Foler vs. Caepan -This is why Lurkingdirk won his matchup. FFS.

Kiroy vs. RovXIII -Kiroy knows what he did.

Lanx vs. Archeron -Easy.

Dom vs. wormie -Asshattery is probably the only thing Dom is good at, tbh.

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule -May the best man win.

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa -Rage vs Ragequit. Ragequit easily takes it.

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg -The rigged Korean vote might save Bubbles here.

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal -Past winner beats one of our loudest beagles.

Hoss vs. Szlia -Tough one. Pure, uncut idiocy vs ... let's call it iconoclastic opinions. Idiocy wins out.

khorum vs. teekey -Ghost vs one of the biggest POS ever to post here. Easy one.
 
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Denamian

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Araysar vs. RQB
who.gif

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon
Gotta fuck with Bandwagon on this one

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn
He couldn't even get Alkorin's name right

Mist vs. Nirgon
Don't care so go with the name you know

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet
No particular reason

Lendarios vs. Furry
Already giving me more work since he's been back

Foler vs. Caepan
Foler will spend a good chunk of next year banned anyway

Kiroy vs. RovXIII
Because

Lanx vs. Archeron
No contest

Dom vs. wormie
Both make work for amod, Dom make more. I think

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Can't not vote for the boss

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa
Just can't quit us can you?

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg
No contest

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal
Coin toss

Hoss vs. Szlia
Coin toss

khorum vs. teekey
The salt must flow and khorum is no longer doing his part
 
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Hoss

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Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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