AssHat 2022 Voting Round 2!!!

BoozeCube · Nov 15, 2022

Foler vs. Gavinmad - Gavin might try his hardest to stir shit but nobody cares. Folder on the other hand is well Folder.

Lithose vs. BrutulTM - Captain Super Spreader one of the weepiest vaginas to ever post.

Soygen vs. Zapatta - For having a higher reaction score than me.

Masakari vs. BoozeCube - I didnu nuffin, but if anyone wants to kidnap a governor feel free to DM me.

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - Pretty sure Sox is actually retarded and it just wouldn't be right. Araysar thinks he is the machine.

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Mud's tired and washed up. Izo knows how to troll a decent bit.

Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes - Close call on this one, coin toss.

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin - Just because

Rajaah vs. Hoss - Just because

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy - The HNIC must always make it in at least a couple of rounds.

Ambiturner vs. phisey - fizzy might be a total fag but he ran away, so Ambiturner has to win

Bubbles vs. Butthurt - Somehow has less chill than Folder, is more pissy than

Mist , and weebier than

Chysamere

Nigron vs. Chris - Pantheon might never exist but the stupid shit

Chris certainly does.

bodhy vs. RobXIII - Has turned into a reaction bot because his opinions are so bad he can't even defend them.

Kiroy vs. pysek - 109 is a lot, but doesn't have the same flair as Mario

fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - Can't pump his own gas, lives in New Jersey, ass taste in movies.

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 15, 2022

Rajaah said:
Been seeing a lot of FTX in the news, so it's gonna go up from all the publicity. I think it's the newest graphics card. Putting $10k on FTX stock as we speak

Alright I guess I have to do the rest of them as per Lurkingdirk adding New Rules like he's Bill Maher or something:

Soygen vs. Zapatta - Was monk in EQ for years back in the day before I came back in modern era as zerk. Soygen was one of those upper tier monks we'd all aspire to be like, Monkly-Business was great site.

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy - Setting up the REAL MAIN EVENT, like how Hogan/Rock was in the middle of Wrestlemania 18.

Bubbles vs. Butthurt

bodhy vs. RobXIII - I have no issue with either, Rob and I disagree but at least he shows up.

fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - Sorry Chuk

Monkley Business was the shit. Who the fuck was that Scottish retard who dual boxxed ikky monk/shaman and posted the most insane crap?

Rezz · Nov 15, 2022

Folder vs. Gavinmad - didn't he claim someone was dead?

Lithose vs. BrutulTM - Lithose hasn't posted in ages; default winner

Soygen vs. Zapatta - no opinion

Masakari vs. BoozeCube - no real opinion

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - Mr. Sox won't appreciate it since he's a bot

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Some corona waffling vs. just reactions. Meh

Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes - no real opinion

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin - Seems like they want it more

Rajaah vs. Hoss - weird dude? No real opinion

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy - No idea who Indy is

Ambiturner vs. phisey - one fled the forum; default win

Bubbles vs. Butthurt - bad leftist memes; the constant reposts of a ho who is clearly dead inside does not offend me

Nigron vs. Chris - rigged in having two potential finalists in such an early round.

bodhy vs. RobXIII - bodhy probably won't be around long enough to appreciate it, but they're both parachuters

Kiroy vs. pysek - Mario was better at the game

fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - Fana randomly became unhinged a few times recently, giving a slight edge over the historically terrible movie taste of Astro.

No Mist? Seems like an obvious missed opportunity. Also no Teekey?

Bubbles · Nov 15, 2022

Foler vs. Gavinmad - he really is special in his own way

Lithose vs. BrutulTM - I don't care

Soygen vs. Zapatta - amod wins

Masakari vs. BoozeCube - acts like a closet homosexual at best of times

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - soviet troll who gets off on posting propaganda

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Izo, because reasons

Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes - insufferable cunt

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin - amod wins

Rajaah vs. Hoss - if Hoss got bitten by a pitbull, I'd consider that a good day

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy - that's a fucking tough one. Indy is just so much more annoying. He needs to get laid or something

Ambiturner vs. phisey - don't care

Bubbles vs. Butthurt - if you don't vote for yourself, why are you even voting.

Nigron vs. Chris - Chris is a bigger American Inventor

bodhy vs. RobXIII - misc fags are untermensch

Kiroy vs. pysek - both are losers, so I pick whoever the cursor is closest to

fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - feels more asshattery

Edaw · Nov 15, 2022

Foler vs. Gavinmad - Same as before
Lithose vs. BrutulTM - Same as before
Soygen vs. Zapatta - Same as before
Masakari vs. BoozeCube - Same as before
Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - Same as before
Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Same as before
Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes - Same as before
Dicktrickle vs. Blazin - Same as before
Rajaah vs. Hoss - Same as before
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy - Same as before
Ambiturner vs. phisey - Same as before
Bubbles vs. Butthurt - Same as before
Nigron vs. Chris - Same as before
bodhy vs. RobXIII - Same as before
Kiroy vs. pysek - Same as before
fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - Same as before

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 15, 2022

Bubbles said:
Foler vs. Gavinmad - he really is special in his own way

Lithose vs. BrutulTM - I don't care

Soygen vs. Zapatta - amod wins

Masakari vs. BoozeCube - acts like a closet homosexual at best of times

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - soviet troll who gets off on posting propaganda

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Izo, because reasons

Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes - insufferable cunt

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin - amod wins

Rajaah vs. Hoss - if Hoss got bitten by a pitbull, I'd consider that a good day

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy - that's a fucking tough one. Indy is just so much more annoying. He needs to get laid or something

Ambiturner vs. phisey - don't care

Bubbles vs. Butthurt - if you don't vote for yourself, why are you even voting.

Nigron vs. Chris - Chris is a bigger American Inventor

bodhy vs. RobXIII - misc fags are untermensch

Kiroy vs. pysek - both are losers, so I pick whoever the cursor is closest to

fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - feels more asshattery

I gotta say

Bandwagon i never knew how much people here truly despised you. Well done.

Gutterflesh · Nov 15, 2022

Why is the list of candidates for Asshat basically a list of forum bros from /pol?

Ambiturner · Nov 15, 2022

Foler vs. Gavinmad - Faggot

Lithose vs. BrutulTM - Sometimes a faggot

Soygen vs. Zapatta - Pantheon donating faggot

Masakari vs. BoozeCube - All talk faggot

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - Shitty AI with diabetes faggot

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Good old fashioned faggot faggot

Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes - DUI loving faggot

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin - Equal faggotry coin flip

Rajaah vs. Hoss - Both Faggots, one likes Cowboys

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy - Faggot I don't recognize

Ambiturner vs. phisey - No idea who this is, but at least twice the faggot of Ambiturner

Bubbles vs. Butthurt - Shitty taste in asians faggot

Nigron vs. Chris - American hating faggot

bodhy vs. RobXIII - Sophie's choice of faggots

Kiroy vs. pysek - No idea who pysek is, so like my Grandpa used to say "Better the faggot you know"

fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - Joke ruining faggot

MusicForFish · Nov 15, 2022

Gutterflesh said:
Why is the list of candidates for Asshat basically a list of forum bros from /pol?

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Weakest field in years. We need a few in the gamer section to flip tables all year and really earn that nomination. Looking at you

Utnayan !

BoozeCube · Nov 15, 2022

MusicForFish said:
Weakest field in years. We need a few in the gamer section to flip tables all year and really earn that nomination. Looking at you Utnayan !

A lot of candidates tried to campaign after the cutoff date trying to be fair-weather faggots. Poor parachuting losers like Teekey offered too little to late.

Rajaah · Nov 15, 2022

Sanrith Descartes said:
Monkley Business was the shit. Who the fuck was that Scottish retard who dual boxxed ikky monk/shaman and posted the most insane crap?

Not sure, I remember a few of those... Monk + Shaman was like the most OP duo. I 'member that duo killing low-tier raid mobs and stuff in-era once Torpor existed.

I think only SK+Shaman is better. I made Zerker+Shaman work for a while too.

Gutterflesh said:
Why is the list of candidates for Asshat basically a list of forum bros from /pol?

Yeah I noticed that too. Politics brings out all our worst asshattery as a society so it makes sense

Gutterflesh · Nov 16, 2022

Foler vs. Gavinmad : Early release for Foler, so he can fulfill his duties as Asshat.

Lithose vs. BrutulTM : For ghosting us. What a dick.

Soygen vs. Zapatta : Nominating Zap for getting banned.

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox : Take that, Putin!

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet : Rustles jimmies and doesn't even post. This is a serious contender.

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin : I occasionally disagree with Dick's opinion on movies or something.

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy : BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Ambiturner vs. phisey : For lurking.

Bubbles vs. Butthurt : Effort acknowledged.

bodhy vs. RobXIII : bodhy got you all beat on crazy talk.

Tarrant · Nov 16, 2022

Hoss said:
prior amod. prior asshat. Notice the link yet?

But using bold instead of underline is making a strong case for yourself.

I mean, that WAS sorta the point...

And I've never even come close to winning AssHat

Ukerric · Nov 16, 2022

Do filthy french get the right to vote? Oh, illegal vote around here, right.

1. Foler
2. Lithose
3. Soygen
4. BoozeCube
5. Mr. Sox
6. Mudcrush Durfeet
7. Bandwagon
8. Blazin
9. Hoss
10. Lightning Lord Rule
11. phisey
12. Bubbles
13. Nirgon
14. RobXIII
15. pysek
16. fanaskin

Ikkan · Nov 16, 2022

Seeing as how I rarely leave the MMO forum I just have two votes:

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - crazy AI bot
Nirgon vs. Chris - ilu but Pantheon is never coming out

Oh I guess one more:

Lithose vs. BrutulTM- We both played on Tarew Marr and being on that server is auto-asshat.

Ossoi · Nov 16, 2022

My third and final nomination could go to Rajaah for

a) making his "girlfriends" watch him play games and wondering why they got bored and broke up with him

Rajaah said:
A) Wrong, during those rare occasions the chix had fun. Esp if it was Pokemon or some shit. They got bored and broke up with me because I couldn't commit and didn't want to have kids.

Rajaah said:
Haven't had a GF in a couple years, but I've tried to get every GF I've ever had interested in games. Best I could ever do was get them to watch me play for a while if the game had good visuals. They tend to like character creators but not much past that.

I've had a few GFs who didn't even want to watch me play anything and those never lasted too long (for a variety of reasons, not that). Have also had a few who actively enjoyed watching me play things. I got one to watch me play like half of Pokemon Gen 1 on emulator (about 6 hours of it), which has to be a record.

As far as playing games alongside them? Nope, nothing. Only time I've ever gamed with anyone female was when my mom played EQ with me for like an entire year. Said I needed a healer, she made a character. I should try that with girls.

Rajaah tried campaigning in the nomination thread. Pasting here so everyone can see his asshat like attempts at deceit

Lol at they "actively enjoyed watching me play" but the record was "6 hours" lmao

Tripamang · Nov 16, 2022

Foler vs. Gavinmad: Foler

Lithose vs. BrutulTM: BrutualTM

Soygen vs. Zapatta: Soygen

Masakari vs. BoozeCube: Masakari

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox: Mr Sox

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet: Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes: Bandwagon

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin: Dicktrickle

Rajaah vs. Hoss: Hoss

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy: Indyocracy

Ambiturner vs. phisey: phisey

Bubbles vs. Butthurt: Bubbles

Nigron vs. Chris: Chris

bodhy vs. RobXIII: bodhy

Kiroy vs. pysek: pysek

fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi: fanaskin

Rali · Nov 16, 2022

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Foler vs. Gavinmad

Lithose vs. BrutulTM

Soygen vs. Zapatta

Masakari vs. BoozeCube

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox

Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. Sanrith Descartes

Dicktrickle vs. Blazin

Rajaah vs. Hoss

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Indyocracy

Ambiturner vs. phisey

Bubbles vs. Butthurt

Nigron vs. Chris

bodhy vs. RobXIII

Kiroy vs. pysek

fanaskin vs. Chukzombi

Asshats, one and all.

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Bubbles · Nov 16, 2022

Ikkan said:
Seeing as how I rarely leave the MMO forum I just have two votes:

Araysar vs. Mr. Sox - crazy AI bot
Nirgon vs. Chris - ilu but Pantheon is never coming out

Oh I guess one more:

Lithose vs. BrutulTM- We both played on Tarew Marr and being on that server is auto-asshat.

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 16, 2022

Ikkan said:
Lithose vs. BrutulTM- We both played on Tarew Marr and being on that server is auto-asshat.

GTFO - I never see anyone else from that shitty TM server. What guild were you with?

edit:

BrutulTM what guild were you with?

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