Foler vs. Gavinmad - People may not know the depths of asshattery Foler has been getting up to this year, even confined to the shaw. Reposting from another thread:
After the breakout of hostilities in Ukraine/Donbass, he spent several weeks donning a Ukraine flag avatar and rooting for them hard core. He claimed to have morale patches and special kit and everything. He THEN claimed he actually made the trip over there and fought the Russians in various places. I think he mentioned he had several confirmed kills and everything. He posted a few more pics of his 'loadout' but the background looked suspiciously like Florida, as usual.
He then took a break to troll Kiwifarms (probably) for a few months until that site had some issues and he's been back here since maybe August.
During that time, he's had his Ferrari break down and the hurricane hit Florida which gave him MANY opportunities to bilk people for logging services with his chainsaw. Although that's likely either BS or a euphemism for lots and LOTS of gay blowjobs on his part. 40/60 chance on that one, IMO.
The VERY latest is that the former Ukraine fighting was an obvious joke to the forum that no one would or should have believed (we didn't, then or now) and he's now been to Russia to fight for them against the hated Ukrainians and their nazi forces. He refused to back up this claim though via easy confirmation to me via PM, so I graciously changed his forum signifier from Loser (for losing the Asshat contest last year) to The Black Log. He did whine that the IP logs would show his IP's in both Moscow and Minsk, which proves nothing other than he knows how to work a VPN after all these years.
He THEN claimed that he became deathly ill and had to return to Florida to recover, and also to take meetings in Illinois with a few politicians and Katie Katro. But that didn't last long and he needed more attention so he now claims he's either on his way or already arrived back in Russia to shoot more Ukrainians.
Lithose vs.
BrutulTM - Hopefully Lithose is doing well in his nascent political career.
Soygen vs. Zapatta - Asian diversity hire vs forum quitting. Gotta go with more lulz, sorry bro.
Masakari vs. BoozeCube - Surprisingly tough choice, but I'm going to go with Masakari for bring so many more potential asshats to the forum other than himself. An asshat force multiplier, if you will.
Araysar vs.
Mr. Sox - It's pretty tough to top believing in Pantheon for asshattery when you really think about it.
Izo vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - The garbage man never deserves a win, just a nomination. Plus Izo is low key creepy as hell.
Bandwagon vs.
Sanrith Descartes - Gold Lendarios??? SHAME
Dicktrickle vs.
Blazin - While it's funny that Dick is still salty over the jettisoned jizzmopper, Blazin knows what he did to deserve this!
Rajaah vs. Hoss - The ultimate Cold Takes vs Hot Takes matchup. Cold takes uhhhh... takes.. it.
Lightning Lord Rule vs.
Indyocracy - Voting for yourself is asshattery in this contest, so...
Ambiturner vs.
phisey - accepting payola to shill for Ukraine by nefarious forces of evil makes one an asshat.
Bubbles vs. Butthurt - I don't know why this asshat keeps asking about faux twitter, I already brought it back!
Nigron vs.
Chris - not being able to find your ass with 2 hands might be easier if you know it's on your head, but then again this is Chris we're talking about. What an asshat.
bodhy vs.
RobXIII - new guy needs more volume, but the talent is there for future contests. This goes to Rob.
Kiroy vs.
pysek - a man's got to know his limitations, and pysek just can't but learn the hard way. Like an asshat.
fanaskin vs. Chuckzombi - spam vs terminal boomerism. Spam takes it due to how vapid a lot of it is.