AssHat 2022 Voting Round 3! Do It!

lurkingdirk · Nov 18, 2022

Okay lady and gentlemen. Here are some results from the last round of voting:

Foler 40 vs. Gavinmad 3 - Foler advances

Lithose 10 vs. BrutulTM 25 - BrutulTM advances

Soygen 23 vs. Zapatta 15 - Soygen advances

Masakari 14 vs. BoozeCube 20 - BoozeCube advances

Araysar 27 vs. Mr. Sox 14 - Araysar advances

Izo 12 vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet 28 - Mudcrush Durtfeet advances

Bandwagon 21 vs. Sanrith Descartes 15 - Bandwagon advances

Dicktrickle 20 vs. Blazin 17 - Dicktricle advances

Rajaah 19 vs. Hoss 16 - Rajaah advances

Lightning Lord Rule 25 vs. Indyocracy 15 - Lightning Lord Rule advances

Ambiturner 22 vs. phisey 27 - phisey advances

Bubbles 37 vs. Butthurt 3 - Bubbles advances

Nigron 8 vs. Chris 31 - Chris advances

bodhy 13 vs. RobXIII 23 - RobXIII advances

Kiroy 9 vs. pysek 27 - pysek advances

fanaskin 22 vs. Chuckzombi 15 - fanaskin advances

And here is the new bracket:

Copy and paste the next post, underline the person you want to advance. Explanations make it all worth while!

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lurkingdirk · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM

Soygen vs. BoozeCube

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule

phisey vs. Bubbles

Chris vs. RobXIII

pysek vs. fanaskin

rhinohelix · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM- There can be only One.

Soygen vs. BoozeCube- BC is the best, how is he even on the list?

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet-Per Yoda, there is Another.

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle-The Form of the Traveler has been chosen. I think I was clear this time, sorry for the vote again.

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule- Sorry again Rajaah

phisey vs. Bubbles- For an inveterate Trump hater, Bubbles posts occasional good stuff. phisey is just lesser known to me.

Chris vs. RobXIII- Nothing personal Rob, I have come to appreciate you over the years.

pysek vs. fanaskin- Literal coin toss.

Chukzombi · Nov 18, 2022

-sigh- always a bridesmaid, never the bride.

btw i have many many more boomer stories and movie opinions to share with you guys in the coming year. hispanic chicks in 2023 is looking promising
Folder, with 40 votes, we already know he will win the big hat of ass.
BoozeFed
Mudcrush Dirtfeet
DickTrickle
LLR
Bubbles
Robxiii
Fana, but only because Psyek is hilarious and one of monicas, nothing personal against Fana

OhSeven · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM - Going to win it all, and deservedly so.

Soygen vs. BoozeCube - One AMod must advance.

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - People have to actually post to see the asshat avatar.

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle - Weak candidates this year.

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule - This Tyranny will not stand!

phisey vs. Bubbles - Can we just skip to the Foler v Bubbles final?

Chris vs. RobXIII - Really weak candidates this year.

pysek vs. fanaskin - Sperg.

jayrebb · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM - Feels like this bracket should double advance

Soygen vs. BoozeCube - Nazi janitor

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Durtfeet was more active last year. I won't vote based on distant past asshatery. Default to Araysar.

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle - Actually a good bracket. Bandwagon edges it out for the Boozecube "call out". I'd have placed DickRickle over prior to that.

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Inadvertent asshat via Costanza syndrome, also slow on the uptake in like 5 different areas? I don't buy it. It's an asshat.

phisey vs. Bubbles - Luv u kid, but you stopped contributing when Ukraine needed you the most

Chris vs. RobXIII - The threads I'm in with Rob I don't see the asshat. I need to do a deep dive on this contender.

pysek vs. fanaskin - indifferent, but from what I've seen of fanaskin he's my type of asshat

Gutterflesh · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM : Heil to the Kang.

Soygen vs. BoozeCube : Boozin' 2 : Insurrection Boogaloo

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet : It's like being trolled by a fucking mime.

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle : Nobody can eat 50 eggs.
Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule : Wouldn't this be some shit?

phisey vs. Bubbles : It's all downhill from here, Bubs.

Chris vs. RobXIII : You all think we're really going to hand the crown over to another Brit?

pysek vs. fanaskin : I don't know how you two got caught up in all this, but hang in there. It's almost over.

Rajaah · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM - No contest

Soygen vs. BoozeCube - Why is Soygen even on here?

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - This is a bit of a dilemma, but one contributes and one is just a fat waste of space

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle - DT is alright

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Cross-fiyah! Cross-FIYAH!

phisey vs. Bubbles - Isn't that first guy a fed? The second just drops in with stupid opinions and then flees without defending them.

Chris vs. RobXIII - Don't really have any beef with either, both are a bit douchey

pysek vs. fanaskin - Stop circumventing word filters asshole!

rhinohelix · Nov 18, 2022

jayrebb said:
Foler vs. BrutulTM - Feels like this bracket should double advance

Soygen vs. BoozeCube - Nazi janitor

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Durtfeet was more active last year. I won't vote based on distant past asshatery. Default to Araysar.

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle - Actually a good bracket. Bandwagon edges it out for the Boozecube "call out". I'd have placed DickRickle over prior to that.

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Inadvertent asshat via Costanza syndrome, also slow on the uptake in like 5 different areas? I don't buy it. It's an asshat.

phisey vs. Bubbles - Luv u kid, but you stopped contributing when Ukraine needed you the most

Chris vs. RobXIII - The threads I'm in with Rob I don't see the asshat. I need to do a deep dive on this contender.

pysek vs. fanaskin - indifferent, but from what I've seen of fanaskin he's my type of asshat

The comments make these some of the best comedy threads of the year. I hate voting for people that I like but its SO GOOD some of the delicious poisonous brotherly burns these threads produce. I am overstating it but still: FOH makes the magic happen.

Araysar · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM -- closet 2 am hammer fighter

Blazin · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM

Soygen vs. BoozeCube

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule

phisey vs. Bubbles

Chris vs. RobXIII

pysek vs. fanaskin

Furry · Nov 18, 2022

This contest is a boomer let me tell you about when I posted faggots. Foler hasn't done anything in his pen this year and doesn't deserve this honor.

Ukerric · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM

Soygen vs. BoozeCube

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule

phisey vs. Bubbles

Chris vs. RobXIII

pysek vs. fanaskin

Ossoi · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM: Real asshats don't let themselves get rickshawed

Soygen vs. BoozeCube: Mr I roleplay a MAGA tough guy

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet: Cringe Russia LARP to disguise fact he's got very little to offer. Having

Foler as his main sparring partner must have dulled his senses or something

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle: Bandmoron

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule: DAMN THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. Plenty of moderating decisions to swing this in LLR favour but

Rajaah has to take it for recent campaigning in the voting thread and trying to out autism someone who isn't autistic. AssHat 2022 Voting Round 2!!!

I am not autistic

phisey vs. Bubbles: phisey not posted since earlier this year although this could be perceived as asshat schticking, seeing how desperate

Araysar is for him to contribute to UA thread.

Bubbles is too try hard

Chris vs. RobXIII:

Chris is eggscluding himself from egg puns so would normally be an easy vote but

RobXIII no explanation necessary for this asshattery :-

RobXIII said:
So far it's amazing. I know TV purists might scowl at using all the frame/pixel smoothing options, but I love watching TV shows at 60 FPS with 0 motion blur. So goddamn smooth.

fuck you for a second time

pysek vs. fanaskin: Literally offers nothing of value in politics thread just default predictable responses and fallacies that could easily be said about him. Take a look in the mirror - that is if your own visage doesn't disgust you.

stupidmonkey · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM

Soygen vs. BoozeCube

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule

phisey vs. Bubbles

Chris vs. RobXIII

pysek vs. fanaskin

Hateyou · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM

Soygen vs. BoozeCube

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule

phisey vs. Bubbles

Chris vs. RobXIII

pysek vs. fanaskin

Sabbat · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM

Soygen vs. BoozeCube

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule

phisey vs. Bubbles

Chris vs. RobXIII

pysek vs. fanaskin

Rezz · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM - c'mon, man!

Soygen vs. BoozeCube - I honestly can't remember disliking anything Soygen has ever posted.

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Eraser is a little repetitive in some threads but Mudcrush is like an afk-bot that just auto-dislikes things.

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle - I have nothing in this game. Coin flip

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Rajaah has been broish in the JRPG thread. I am basing this decision entirely on that.

phisey vs. Bubbles - same as previous vote. phisey fled, thus Bubbles has to win.

Chris vs. RobXIII - battle of the titans. RobXIII is a parachuter; at least Chris sticks to their guns.

pysek vs. fanaskin - Mario did it better. I'll extrapolate a little: fanaskin was fucking insufferable (and seemed like a foreigner with little grasp of the language) back during the obama days. Then they suddenly became randomly fairly well read/written and it was really solid for several years. Out of the blue recently, they randomly decided to lose their fucking minds in the politics thread (and other threads in the political sphere of threads); it's a conundrum. But at the end of the day, pysek is just a pale Mario imitation, and worthy of the title.

Denamian · Nov 18, 2022

Foler vs. BrutulTM - We're going to need to darken the avatar

Soygen vs. BoozeCube - Wouldn't it be fun if he met Bandwagon in the semis?

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - One step closer to seeing his crush again

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle - See Booze

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule - He's the reason we're still here and dealing with this shit

phisey vs. Bubbles - I would pay good money to see

for a year

Chris vs. RobXIII - Gives me work to do

pysek vs. fanaskin - /shrug

Bubbles · Nov 18, 2022

Denamian said:
Foler vs. BrutulTM - We're going to need to darken the avatar

Soygen vs. BoozeCube - Wouldn't it be fun if he met Bandwagon in the semis?

Araysar vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - One step closer to seeing his crush again

Bandwagon vs. DickTrickle - See Booze

Rajaah vs. Lightning Lord Rule - He's the reason we're still here and dealing with this shit

phisey vs. Bubbles - I would pay good money to see

for a year

Chris vs. RobXIII - Gives me work to do

pysek vs. fanaskin - /shrug

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