AssHat 2022 Voting Round One!

lurkingdirk

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oh man, thanks for giving that post a reaction. I'd totally forgot about that one, LOL. I haven't been in the FSR for years because of the drooling retard orgy the FSR turned into.

Obviously NSFW



Also, LOL at this year's options. I don't even.
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rhinohelix

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Copied from Boozecube who copied from Dick Trickle because I liked the formatting and it required the least amount of changes.

Foler vs. Denamian - There can be only One.

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - Had to choose one and I interact with Gavin more, so hopefully he will understand; Congrats? on Consolation round exit.

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - Completely random, Might make it farther but all will bend the knee to the One.

Blazin vs. Ignatius - I love Blazin, one of my favorite peeps. Sorry for the vote.

Rajaah vs. Zaara - Don't really know Zaara but Rajaah is good people.

Hoss vs. zemus - Don't know zemus, sorry man. Hoss rocks. Won't go but well known so might persist in rounds.

Fanaskin vs. hodj - Has Hodj changed since he has been back? Two long timers, coin flip here, sorry Fanaskin; I just left the vote as is because typing hurts now.

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - Chuck one of my favs, so is lurk, left vote as is, just because he is forum famous might go long but going Long is a FOLER special.




Literally the worst (best?) crop of Asshats ever. This is FoH version of Get Woke, Go Broke.
 
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Ambiturner

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Foler vs. Denamian - Still trusting the plan

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - Canadian

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - Both decent posters, but Spronk has the occassional post where you can tell he forgot to take his meds

Blazin vs. Ignatius - Ignatius knows his guns too well, it's a sham he's even in this

Rajaah vs. Zaara - Who gives a shit?

Hoss vs. zemus - never heard of zemus so fuck him

Fanaskin vs. hodj - While I respect hodj abusing his mod powers, his name is also a verb for a reason

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - insane movie takes that I just can't deal with.
 
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Rabbit_Games

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I vote we go the Oprah route and just make everyone an asshat.
<---Ruiner of fun.
 
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rhinohelix

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Foler vs. Denamian - Still trusting the plan

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - Canadian

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - Both decent posters, bit Spronk has the occassional post where you can tell he forgot to take his meds

Blazin vs. Ignatius - Ignatius knows his guns too well, it's a sham he's even in this

Rajaah vs. Zaara - Who gives a shit?

Hoss vs. zemus - never heard of zemus so fuck him

Fanaskin vs. hodj - While I respect hodj abusing his mod powers, his name is also a verb for a reason

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - insane movie takes that I just can't deal with.
I respect these reasons and may change my votes, I am persuaded.
 

OhSeven

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Foler vs. Denamian - From occasionally funny to cringe to just outright sad

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - Asshat? Yes. Not of the year.

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - Only name I recognize.

Blazin vs. Ignatius - Mod appointee of the Tyrant LLR. (/sarcasm)

Rajaah vs. Zaara - Coin flip

Hoss vs. zemus - Who the hell is zemus?

Fanaskin vs. hodj - Shouldn't win it all, but still wins this matchup

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - At least he didn't put himself up against foler to get himself eliminated in the wild card round, but he made sure to put himself IN the wildcard round. Same shit every year, make sure he gets into the bracket most likely to eliminate him before the final. Asshat of the decade.
 
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Denamian

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Foler vs. Denamian - Of course I'm going to vote for myself

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - Have to have our white knight

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - Coin flip

Blazin vs. Ignatius - Amod solidarity

Rajaah vs. Zaara - Zaara gets immunity for the Bubbles Bamboozle

Hoss vs. zemus - Doesn't know how to use a toilet

Fanaskin vs. hodj - hodj doesn't even hodj anymore

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - Still doesn't know what a villain is
 
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Kaines

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Copy Paste from @DickTrickle because I am lazy. Also @Lightning Lord Rule if Chukzombi Chukzombi wins can we change his name back to @Astrocreep for the year?

Foler vs. Denamian - His black logging is legendary

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - Adebisi has interesting film taste and Gavin rages too much.

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - Pure faggot

Blazin vs. Ignatius - Amod, all that needs to be said.

Rajaah vs. Zaara - I nominated him and Zaara gets too much creepy attention from people like the log wizard.

Hoss vs. zemus - Weird dude.

Fanaskin vs. hodj - Maybe if hodj had been around longer, but fanaskin just has too many low quality posts to ignore.

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - Knows nothing about the box office and fellates his past like a 3/10 Mexican pickup at church.
Lol. Vote harder.
 
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jayrebb

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Foler vs. Denamian

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad

Dick Trickle vs. spronk

Blazin vs. Ignatius

Rajaah vs. Zaara

Hoss vs. zemus

Fanaskin vs. hodj

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi

OCD kicked in, neat column necessity.
 

Muurloen

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Foler vs. Denamian

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad

Dick Trickle vs. spronk

Blazin vs. Ignatius

Rajaah vs. Zaara

Hoss vs. zemus

Fanaskin vs. hodj

lurkingdirk
vs. Chuckzombi
 

Chukzombi

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folder even a dead weirdo should be allowed to win
Adebisi i dunno, gav isnt asshatty enough, he's just grumpy
Dicktrickle cuz Spronk is pretty ok to me
Blazin whoever that is
Rajah for no reason other than not understanding that the left hates him.
Hoss for being a weenie sometimes, Fana is a good guy, he just is distracted by board trolls too easily.
Chukzombi The Undead Shaman who was the best known and best geared shaman across all EQ servers when he was active. also most skilled and had the biggest cock.
 
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Hoss

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Foler vs. Denamian - denamian should have gone further, but someone had to be the first round sacrifice for the eventual winner. Also to be honest his comment about me made me pity him.

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - A virtual coin flip. Neither one is much of an asshat

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - TBH I get spronk mixed up with someone else a lot and one of them is an asshat.

Blazin vs. Ignatius - Iggy works in a gun store. He's at least as awesome as anyone on the forum.

Rajaah vs. Zaara - Don't remember much about tajmahal but zaara is cool.

Hoss vs. zemus - I usually don't vote for myself, but in this case I don't know who the fuck zemus is.

Fanaskin vs. hodj - Hodj is a shell of his former self. He hasn't been the same since he committed forum suicide with his vanessa alt.

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - retard thinks I'm up against fanaskin in this round which means he thinks I am hodj.
 

Void

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Foler vs. Denamian - Foler has his moments, but I haven't seen them this year.

Adebisi vs. Gavinmad - Loves fat girls.

Dick Trickle vs. spronk - Coin flip.

Blazin vs. Ignatius - Coin flip.

Rajaah vs. Zaara - Believes in UFOs.

Hoss vs. zemus - Coin flip.

Fanaskin vs. hodj - Lack of content from hodj is the only reason.

lurkingdirk vs. Chuckzombi - For fun.
 

BrutulTM

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I dozed off, dropped my phone on my face, and somehow it made this post. I might need to move to the boomer bracket.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Round 1 votes are in! And the winners are:

Foler 17 vs. Denamian 7 - Foler advances

Adebisi 9 vs. Gavinmad 15 - Gavinmad advances

Dick Trickle 15 vs. spronk 9 - Dick Trickle advances

Blazin 18 vs. Ignatius 6 - Blazin advances

Rajaah 17 vs. Zaara 7 - Rajaah advances

Hoss 17 vs. zemus 7 - Hoss advances

Fanaskin 15 vs. hodj 9 - Fanaskin advances

lurkingdirk 9 vs. Chuckzombi 15 - Chuckzombi advances

Round 2 begins here:
 
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