AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Erronius

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stop campaigning for something that ain't gonna happen, you cocksuckers. It's like American Inventors begging for reparations so they can buy a new big screen tv or flashy new rims

The only person campaigning for you...is you. Stop being a retard and shitting up this thread if you're not even eligible.

Or keep on keeping on and maybe Amod Amod can do their fucking job for once


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Hoss

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It’s just like when I visit my dentist, Dr. Mengele, and he asks me whether I want strawberry or chocolate flavored tooth polish, and I go all boomer on him and rant that when I was young there was just “clinical mint” and that’s what I’ll take thank you. So OG zyklon please.
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pharmakos

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Going through the thread here:
Hoss Hoss gets one cause he's a potato.
@Frenzied Wombat gets one, but already had one so... eh.
BoozeCube BoozeCube Von Clippowicz definitely gets one so no one gets hugged.
@stupidmonkey gets one cause he replied here, not a smart move there bro. Perhaps unsurprisingly :trollface:
pharmakos pharmakos gets one for breaking the rule on self nominations. We could have an asshat vagina! Some sort of horror chimaera undreamt of by modern science!


We really need to look through last year's nomination and voting threads for more names to add here people...





PS: Also everyone remember: Vote @Foler early and often. Don't let his inevitable reverse psychology gimmicks work on you. Again. For the third time.
W wellijustdontknow already nominated me dumbass
 
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lurkingdirk

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Start voting bitches!

 
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Mr. Sox

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It's the year of the soxx after I publish my recorded conversation with Chris Rowan.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Holy fuck. I totally chose Zapatta over Sox because I thought Sox couldn't handle it but here I am, again, looking like a fool. Again.

Again.

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Bodhy

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B Bodhy though his time in the spotlight was short, it was full of him having his head up his ass. Is it better to flame out or fade away?

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LOL.


Do you have any articulable reason for voting me beyond the fact I express opinions you happen to not agree with? God, what a safe space needing little faggot. Jesus.
 
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Indyocracy

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LOL.


Do you have any articulable reason for voting me beyond the fact I express opinions you happen to not agree with? God, what a safe space needing little faggot. Jesus.

No campaigning in the nomination thread.

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Bandwagon

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LOL.


Do you have any articulable reason for voting me beyond the fact I express opinions you happen to not agree with? God, what a safe space needing little faggot. Jesus.
You have a really low reaction score and that's a solid sign you're are a bad human. And you have no avatar.
 

Bodhy

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You have a really low reaction score and that's a solid sign you're are a bad human. And you have no avatar.
A low reaction score on a forum full of moron cultists most of whom are severely autistic and get unnaturally angry whenever you merely contradict them.


A low reaction score on a board full of incel geek losers with no capacity to regulate their emotions isn't indicative of much of anything, apart from the fact I rustle incel geek losers. Now I'll ask again:


Have you got any articulable reason as to why I'm nominated for asshat of the year? You're gonna need something better than this, because right now it's just giving off some major mass-shooter energy.
 
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Bandwagon

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Have you got any articulable reason as to why I'm nominated for asshat of the year? You're gonna need something better than this, because right now it's just giving off some major mass-shooter energy.
U have a poopybutthole
 

Hoss

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A low reaction score on a forum full of moron cultists most of whom are severely autistic and get unnaturally angry whenever you merely contradict them.


A low reaction score on a board full of incel geek losers with no capacity to regulate their emotions isn't indicative of much of anything, apart from the fact I rustle incel geek losers. Now I'll ask again:


Have you got any articulable reason as to why I'm nominated for asshat of the year? You're gonna need something better than this, because right now it's just giving off some major mass-shooter energy.

Oh yeah. That's simple. It's because you're an asshat. Keep in mind, being nominated for asshat of the year doesn't mean you are the asshat of the year. Just that you are an asshat and deserve to be in the running. I just wanted to make sure you weren't hung up on the 'of the year' part. I don't think you have the chops to go all the way.