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Loser Araysar

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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed members of our vibrant gaming community,

I stand before you deeply honored to be nominated for the "asshat" award alongside a forum member of such high caliber as Araysar Araysar .

Araysar Araysar , your contributions to our community are like the precision mechanics of a luxury timepiece - intricate, reliable, and awe-inspiring. Each of your posts resonates with the meticulous craftsmanship and timeless elegance one might associate with, say, a Rolex watch. It's this level of quality and attention to detail that I have always strived to match in my own postings.

Being nominated alongside Araysar is akin to the feeling of driving a high-performance vehicle, one that embodies the pinnacle of speed and engineering excellence - perhaps something in the realm of a Ferrari Pista. It's exhilarating and humbling, much like the sensation of gripping the steering wheel of such an iconic machine, feeling the power at your fingertips, a parallel to the dynamism and energy Araysar brings to our forum.

This nomination is not just about the accolade but about what it represents - the spirit of excellence in our community. It’s about acknowledging the precision and performance we bring to our discussions, akin to the seamless movement of a Rolex or the roaring elegance of a Ferrari Pista.

As we engage in this friendly competition, let’s remember that it's the camaraderie and shared passion that truly make our community special, much like the shared appreciation enthusiasts have for fine timepieces and exceptional automobiles.

Thank you for this honor, and regardless of the outcome, it's a privilege to be in this race with Araysar, a member whose quality of posting is as consistent and remarkable as the ticking of a well-crafted watch and as exhilarating as the drive of a world-class sports car.

Let the best "asshat" win!
Wow, thank you Foler Foler . It's very kind of you to say that. Praise from Caesar is praise indeed.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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akin to the seamless movement of a Rolex or the roaring elegance of a Ferrari Pista.

Foler is getting desperate after seeing the early vote count and is going back to the tried and true tools in his bag of larp. The Rolex and the Pista. The sweat is showing.

Sweating James Mcavoy GIF
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Foler - while Araysar is pretty careful to say he doesn't support Hamas, Foler is just dumb enough to go full throated support of those guys, thus further blackening his reputation. There's also the fact that Foler doesn't actually want this, and is now throat-singing Araysar's praises in a desperate attempt to suck votes away from himself. Nay, I think it would be a dark day indeed for those that don't vote Foler.

wormie - the Dark Elf Blademaster (Drizzlet?) is a dull tool in comparison to someone who can simultaneously be sub 95IQ while looking like an upside down toilet brush and claiming to be part of the master race.


I think either way we get an FoH Intifada here in the final round...
 
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Rajaah

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A black day or not, if Foler wins I'll be blown away by the result.
 
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stupidmonkey

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Everytime you use a word I don't know, I'm going to pm you a picture of my butthole.
Get to snapping, fucker.

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Izo

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Araysar vs. Foler - you know the us came 11 years late to WW2. Folder is so very chill for some reason, odd.
Kirun vs. wormie - baby jesus was bombed in the hospital parking lot.
 
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Izo

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Have I just been scrolling past Wormie's posts instinctively thinking it was one of the other Asshat contestants? Wtf has he been?
Maybe you need to spell it like dork did?
 
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Get to snapping, fucker.

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Araysar

Is literally unsufferable with an over inflated opinion of himself. Foler is trash and was AWL (absent with leave) for most of the year.

Kirun

zero beef with Kirun at all, in fact reviewing his post history with me he has good taste in comedy (unlike most FOH big brains). But I am pro Jew and pro Israel! and this round is a mere formality anyway
 
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Loser Araysar

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Foler - while Araysar is pretty careful to say he doesn't support Hamas, Foler is just dumb enough to go full throated support of those guys, thus further blackening his reputation. There's also the fact that Foler doesn't actually want this, and is now throat-singing Araysar's praises in a desperate attempt to suck votes away from himself. Nay, I think it would be a dark day indeed for those that don't vote Foler.

What the FOH ruling class wants and demands
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What the FOH ruling class gets instead
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Makes them seethe
 
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