AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

What a fucking shitshow, this is some Election2020 shit.

Bubbles said:

Zapatta vs. Oblio - reaction whore

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara is only guilty of not posting nudes. Doesn't make her an asshat.
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - I'm only voting for the guy who I think has less guns.
... vs. frenzied wombat - In this case, I'm voting for the guy who has a name I'm jealous I wasn't smart enough to think of.
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Only for having a bubbles avatar with a moustache. Or, maybe that was someone else. In any case, he gets the blame.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - cop vs lawyer. Tough call. But if cops weren't such dickheads, you wouldn't need lawyers, so this is a chicken and egg thing here.
Blazin vs. Maul - I don't have a dog on this fight, so I decided to go with the fact that Maul makes me think of how fucked up the original trilogy of star wars was by the prequels, so he loses.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - I feel like the night janitor has prevented me from seeing enough fucked up shit in FSR that he deserves a pass.
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Nothing against Kaines at all, I just really enjoy the way BoozeCube rustles everyone.
Cybsled vs. Talos - Cybsled at least keeps his retardation outta /pol. Talos drags it everywhere.
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - Fence sitting is always asshattery.
Hoss vs. Soygen - Never read a bad Soygen post. Only gotta wait about an hour to read a bad Hoss post.
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - I like you bro, but you gotta be more concise. Ain't no one got time to read your 6 page posts.
Zapatta vs. Oblio - Asshat for pretending to leave and then coming back.
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - MFF might be a Bigfoot spotter and alien anal probing enthusiast, but at least he acts like an adult while he's spotting bigfoot and getting probed by aliens.
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - How can you not vote for captain super spreader?
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - too many forum guild ragequits. Also breaks too many simulations.
Mist vs. Erronius - Mist has been doing better lately by engaging primarily in what he's best at - posting hot hoes in the thot thread.
grim1 vs. Kiroy - Might as well name change him to Lindsay Grim. Fuckin neocon tool.
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This entire competition is invalid because Asstr0 hasn't been Asshat yet. I suspect election fortification.
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - I was gonna go the other way until I saw you tried to close the voting in 18 hours. Asshat.
Edaw vs. Izo - Edaw makes good memes. He's exempt.
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - Guy exemplifies why America exists. I'd leave my own country too if this asshat was in it.
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Moglyzoke makes me think of Mudcrush Durtfeet every time I see his name, but that's still not enough to make up for how big of an asshat Rob is.
spronk vs. Bodhy - This dude. What the fuck. Who brought over those tards from BB.com again? Why isn't he on this list?

Bubbles said:

list filled with B tier talent

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Honestly, that was probably the nicest thing you have ever said.

lurkingdirk said:

Zapatta 22 vs. Oblio 17- Zapatta advances

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WTF is up with the bracketing? I have to go up against Sox? Fucking bullshit, I might as well be DeSantis.

I clearly do not understand the criteria.
Folders all the way. Asshat prime and beloved for it.

Fuck anyone who says different.

nevergone said:

I clearly do not understand the criteria.

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Do you need someone to explain it for you?

TBT-TheBigToe said:

Tuco fucking rag dolled Gutterflesh .

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I don't even know why Gutterflesh is on this list. I'm no stalker but I don't remember him making a dumb post.

If I had a reason to vote for you, I voted for you; If I had a reason to vote against you (i.e. not an asshat) I didn't vote for you.
If I didn't have a reason, I voted for the person in the left hand column. Sometimes I remember disagreeing with you, sometimes I remember you disagreeing with someone else, sometimes I can't remember why I got out of bed this morning other than habit.

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle- My first thought: Zapatta is a chick? Someday I will learn to read. When in doubt, TOGTFO.
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule- On the Left, get the vote. I am not voting for LLR.
... vs. frenzied wombat- No free rides.
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon- On the Left, get the vote. I remember Bandwagon more, if not what for.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner- On the Left, get the vote. I seem to recall being more on Ambi side in the last thread where they were arguing. Capricious but so is this thread.
Blazin vs. Maul- I like Blazin; he probably doesn't remember me, which is most likely true for everyone here.
Denamian vs. Nirgon- Nothing against Nirgon, Not voting against the Harrow Janitor.
Kaines vs. Boozecube- toss up, +both, on the Left, get the vote.
Cybsled vs. Talos- I recall liking Cybsled, not that I don't recall liking Talos but I didn't do any research, sorry man.
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco- I like Gut but on the Left rule prevails.
Hoss vs. Soygen- Not voting against Soygen and On the Left Rule prevails.
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen- Not voting against Popsicle.
Zapatta vs. Oblio- Not voting against Zapatta; Oblio is good people though as well.
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish- Is Kentucky in the South? Rajaah is OK; Not Voting against MFF.
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM- Everyone is good, OTL rule prevails.
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes- OTL rule prevails.
Mist vs. Erronius- I like Mist more than many on the forums; its only the rare thread where we don't get along, Not voting against Erronius/OTL rule prevails.
grim1 vs. Kiroy- +Kiroy/OTL rule
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep +Chuk/OTL
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk- /Gandalf no memory of SM; +Lurk, OTL
Edaw vs. Izo- + both; OTL
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris- +Dr R, Chris can have good moments but struggles at times
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman- Rob has come a long way IIRC but OTL prevails.
spronk vs. Bodhy- Which Bodhy is ours? Damn it. Gets the vote.

I trust the collective to make up for my spotty memory and poor judgement.

Tuco said:

I don't even know why Gutterflesh is on this list. I'm no stalker but I don't remember him making a dumb post.

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I never made a bad post either, but here we are...

lurkingdirk said:

Alright, alright. We will keep the voting open. Go to it boys and girls. Voting will end Monday.

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