AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Foler

Asshat Foler

2024 FoH Asshat
<Gold Donor>
48,194
43,397
Lightning Lord Rule said:
Aha! The guy who supposedly wants to win didn't vote for himself!

gotcha-bitch-dave-chappelle.gif
Click to expand...
Aha! I’m pretty sure that disqualifies your vote. Nice try though!
 
  • 1EyeRoll
  • 1Harrow
  • 1Seriously?
Reactions: 2 users
Ossoi

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
17,845
8,777
Chukzombi said:
Tuco was the Gotti of all the mods. Tarrant is just a good guy, for a Tarrant.
Click to expand...

Tuco made it his whole identity
Like bubbles and alinity
Neither one lost their virginity
Just severe mental disability
 
  • 2Hodjing
  • 1Like
Reactions: 2 users
Blazin

Blazin

Creative Title
<Nazi Janitors>
7,090
36,558
Have you ever stop to think about how much a person is expected to know after just one rodeo
 
  • 5Worf
  • 1Jonesing
  • 1Blown
Reactions: 8 users
Lightning Lord Rule

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
<Charitable Administrator>
11,088
58,284
Foler said:
In the rules you make up on the fly to use against me. This isn’t my first rodeo champ!
View attachment 499430
Click to expand...
So in your mind, because I caught you in a Freudian slip that puts the lie to your assertion that you want to win the Asshat contest, my vote in the Asshat contest is forfeit? Ok fine, you admit you're desperate to not win this thing and my vote doesn't count.

You truly are a master strategist, sir.
 
  • 1Quality Calories
  • 1Seriously?
Reactions: 1 users
BoozeCube

BoozeCube

The Wokest
<Prior Amod>
52,112
305,524
Lightning Lord Rule said:
So in your mind, because I caught you in a Freudian slip that puts the lie to your assertion that you want to win the Asshat contest, my vote in the Asshat contest is forfeit? Ok fine, you admit you're desperate to not win this thing and my vote doesn't count.

You truly are a master strategist, sir.
Click to expand...

You just got Mike Penced on by the biggest Mike Pence to ever Mike Pence.
 
  • 3Worf
  • 1Double Worf
Reactions: 3 users
Indyocracy

Indyocracy

Stock Pals Participant
<Gold Donor>
1,121
5,242
This really is our best purge tradition. I mean everyone goes back to the same shtick immediately upon completion but the open conflict is great content...

Happy Jerry Seinfeld GIF
 
  • 2Solidarity
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 2 users
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
DickTrickle said:
Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - Doing great in his grand FoH world conquest campaign, wouldn't want to slow him down by stealing a vote for myself.
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - Thinks people are pure trolls when they're not; handwaves when trolling continuously happens by others.
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner - No one wants to see your balls as much as you think they do.
Lanx vs. Blazin - Perhaps the dumbest poster on the board. It's rare he can string two coherent thoughts together.
Denamian vs. pharmakos - Has a massive ego and has weird rage fits but thinks he's someone else.
Boozecube vs. Talos - No strong opinion. Takes it because too many eat shit and dies.
Tuco vs. Soygen - For tradition.
Foler vs. popsicledeath - Pop tries his best Armond White impression at times but Foler clearly needs to match up against Araysar later.
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox - Maybe a surprise pick to those who view the thread, but Sox is a unique retard while Zapatta is basically a spammer.
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - Meh. Crazy but not as crazy as he could be, so there's that.
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist - Tiresome schtick.
Kirun vs. Kiroy - Swiftie can't imagine a life different than his and doesn't understand music isn't a core feature of everyone's life. At least he always backed the amazing two time world champion Jimmy G.
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - So many dumb takes. Even when he actually tries to look stuff up he fails. Thinks people pissing on the retard constitutes a fan club because he has an adolescent understanding of human interaction.
lurkingdirk vs. Izo - This stupid Asshat award.
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris - Don't care and I know Mudcrush won't win so he gets the counter vote.
RobXIII vs. Bodhy - Don't care.

Very strong left side choices here overall.
Click to expand...
Massive ego? Just because i understand logic and compassion better than the average human? Mmmk. Mostly I hate myself but mmk. 💙
 
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
Dang I didn't keep a tally but I think denamian might actually have more votes than me. Legit surprised. 💙
 
jayrebb

jayrebb

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
14,722
14,652
Araysar vs. Dicktrickle
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner
Lanx vs. Blazin
Denamian vs. pharmakos
Boozecube vs. Talos
Tuco vs. Soygen
Foler vs. popsicledeath
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist
Kirun vs. Kiroy
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
lurkingdirk vs. Izo
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Bodhy
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Gutterflesh

Gutterflesh

Parody Account
<Gold Donor>
8,463
44,476
Araysar vs. Dicktrickle : For Mother Russia!
Lightning Lord Rule vs. frenzied wombat : Amod once gave me an infraction for posting tits in /pol.
Bandwagon vs. Ambiturner : Balls. All balls.
Lanx vs. Blazin : Diversity vote.
Denamian vs. pharmakos : Smokes more weed than I do, so that right there is sus.
Boozecube vs. Talos : Both want armageddon, but my vote goes towards the end of times that has guns and tits.
Tuco vs. Soygen : Top contender. Beat me handily 8 to 42 and tied with Chris for most votes in round 1.
Foler vs. popsicledeath : Trust the plan.
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox : Something about a podcast?
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM : Aliens will be abucting MFF. Can't have an Asshat in space.
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist : Always a contender, never a winner. Let's prove them wrong this year.
Kirun vs. Kiroy : Eeny, meeny, miny...
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep : Both wear funny hats, but you can only choose one.
lurkingdirk vs. Izo : Euro weirdo. Probably from one of those countries that likes canned fish and feet porn.
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris : I think you might have this one in the bag, so why fight it.
RobXIII vs. Bodhy : No tourists.
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Mother of God
  • 1I Came
Reactions: 3 users
Zapatta

Zapatta

Krugman's Fax Machine
<Gold Donor>
82,886
434,588
Jesus Christ, Maui is gonna have to burn again for me to get a shot at this.
 
  • 6Worf
Reactions: 5 users
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
DickTrickle said:
What would you say your percentile rank is against FOH posters?
Click to expand...
I don't want to say but you've actually given me a good idea for a thread, if we find a good IQ test online for everyone to take 🤔
 
  • 1Picard
Reactions: 1 user
You must log in or register to reply here.