AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

Tarrant

<Prior Amod>
15,566
9,019
I've fallen behind, I don't think I'm going to make it out of the first round either unless I start editing people's posts.

Which seems like a brilliant idea given the contest at hand.



Tarrant, if you do it fast enough no one will see the edit text.
 

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
9,338
11,935
Hey man edit me in some votes too. Apparently a lot of people think Phazel is an asshat, I dunno what threads he posts in tho.
 

yerm

Golden Baronet of the Realm
6,012
15,489
Column vsSoygen

Azeth vsRoyal

Tanoomba vslurkingdirk

Hoss vsTuco

DelicateFlower vsTarrant

I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49

a_skeleton_03 vsHodj

ZombieWizardHawk vsPhazel

Nemesis vsKirun

Numbers vsTroll

Tyen vsVaclav

Araysar vskriptini

Convo vsMist

Freznic vsDraegan

popsicledeath vsEomer

Itzenavs Master Chunk


...for reasons
 

Rezz

Mr. Poopybutthole
4,486
3,531
Columnvs Soygen - That's fair.

Azethvs Royal - * vs. porn-wizard. Yeah, also fair.

Tanoombavs lurkingdirk - Not even a real fight.

Hossvs Tuco - Tocu hasn't done me wrong. Granted neither has Hoss, but Tocu and his nets have been pretty consistent. Not that it matters, since Hoss isn't going past any of the heavyweight asshats anyway.

DelicateFlowervs Tarrant - Yeah...

I'm Ritch Bitchvs Johnny 49 - J49 is entertaining, IRB is our version of Merlin/stonewall

a_skeleton_03vs Hodj - Walls of Text are annoying, but not annoying as the reigning champ for the most part.

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel - Garlicman had the coolest exit from the board, and then ruined it by returning.

Nemesis vs Kirun - Yeah no idea.

Numbers vs Troll - Hasn't numbers been RR'd for like... the entirety of the last year? Not voting.

Tyenvs Vaclav - Autowin.exe

Araysarvs kriptini - kriptini hasn't welched on any bets in recent memory. Default win.

Convo vsMist- Mist has proven she's immune to suicide, whereas I don't know how Pantheon vaporwaring and the Eagles being a dumpster fire will be survivable for Convo. Can't pile it on the poor guy.

Freznicvs Draegan - The most retarded e-peenery in the EQ forums comes from this guy. He deserves to move forwards.

popsicledeathvs Eomer - HAHAH what. Who plans these matchups?

Itzenavs Master Chunk - The zingers in the GG thread are enough to move Itzena past Astr0creep's GoT posting habits. Close, but the nod goes to the Euro.
 

zzeris

King Turd of Shit Hill
<Gold Donor>
18,936
73,937
Rezz,

Thank you for the funny post. I've seen better but it provided a couple great laughs. +1 Tucos for that every time.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
25,684
12,168
Columnvs Soygen

Azethvs Royal

Tanoomba vslurkingdirk//pity vote

Hoss vsTuco

DelicateFlower vsTarrant

I'm Ritch Bitchvs Johnny 49

a_skeleton_03 vsHodj// wtf didn't we just have a vote between these 2 where suenig was determined to be funnier? Weird they're matched up again in the 1nd round.

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel

Nemesisvs Kirun

Numbers vsTroll

Tyen vsVaclav// tyen doesn't deserve our attention

Araysarvs kriptini

Convo vsMist

Freznicvs Draegan

popsicledeathvs Eomer

Itzena vsMaster Chunk
 

Nemesis

Bridgeburner
1,191
628
Columnvs Soygen

Azethvs Royal

Tanoombavs lurkingdirk

Hossvs Tuco

DelicateFlower vsTarrant

I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49

a_skeleton_03 vsHodj

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel

Nemesis vsKirun

Numbers vsTroll

Tyenvs Vaclav

Araysar vskriptini

Convo vsMist

Freznic vsDraegan

popsicledeathvs Eomer

Itzenavs Master Chunk
 

Ignatius

#thePewPewLife
4,626
6,143
Columnvs Soygen

Azethvs Royal

Tanoombavs lurkingdirk

Hossvs Tuco

DelicateFlowervs Tarrant

I'm Ritch Bitchvs Johnny 49

a_skeleton_03vs Hodj

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel

Nemesis vsKirun

Numbersvs Troll

Tyenvs Vaclav

Araysar vskriptini

Convo vsMist

Freznic vsDraegan

popsicledeathvs Eomer

Itzenavs Master Chunk
 

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
41,457
177,754
Sweet! If I get enough pity votes, I could knock Tanoomba out in the first round, and then this contest is really wide open!
 

hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi
<Silver Donator>
31,672
18,377
Sweet! If I get enough pity votes, I could knock Tanoomba out in the first round, and then this contest is really wide open!
I think he's far enough ahead of you that you don't have to worry about that happening, tbh.
 

Dyvim

Bronze Knight of the Realm
1,420
195
Since im just assuming this dubious Master Chunk guy is our fellow Astro dude, merely mislabeled by the op, ill asshat lurkingdirk even over big Tanoomba for that stunt.

Columnvs Soygen

Azethvs Royal

Tanoomba vslurkingdirk

Hossvs Tuco

DelicateFlower vsTarrant

I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49

a_skeleton_03vs Hodj

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel

Nemesis vsKirun

Numbers vsTroll

Tyenvs Vaclav

Araysarvs kriptini

Convo vsMist

Freznic vsDraegan

popsicledeathvs Eomer

Itzenavs Maester Chuk
 

Vaclav

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
12,650
877
Clearly I don't even stand a chance this year. Man, I'll have to ramp up the asshatness next year I guess, alas. (Not really, but still...)
 

Izo

Tranny Chaser
18,579
21,481
Columnvs Soygen

Azeth vsRoyal

Tanoombavs lurkingdirk

Hossvs Tuco

DelicateFlower vsTarrant

I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49

a_skeleton_03vs Hodj

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel

Nemesisvs Kirun

Numbers vsTroll

Tyenvs Vaclav

Araysarvs kriptini

Convo vsMist

Freznic vsDraegan

popsicledeath vsEomer

Itzena vsMaster Chunk
 

Kirun

Buzzfeed Editor
<Gold Donor>
18,740
34,932
Column vs Soygen - I think Column has an unfairly bad rep. He helped slay one of the biggesttrueasshats in this board's history (Sean). Most of the time he's pretty tame, until people goad him into his frothing retard self. Soygen has caused me to laugh too many times at his ridiculously shitty one-liners, so I can't really vote for him either.

Azethvs Royal - If Cathan had a retarded brother who was a Pats fan, it would be Azeth.

Tanoombavs lurkingdirk - Check out the Gamergate thread or the Retard Rickshaw if you'd like to gather insight into just how deep the rabbit whole goes on this loon.

Hossvs Tuco - Tries way too hard.

DelicateFlower vsTarrant -Listing an alt of Tanoomba is pretty pointless. Plus, everyone with any brains knows Tarrant's history as one of the worst mods on the forum.

I'm Ritch Bitchvs Johnny 49 - IRB didn't used to be too bad, but his antics in the politics thread puts him over.

a_skeleton_03 vsHodj -I really enjoy Hodj's posts in the atheism thread, but everywhere else he's one of the most grating people on the forums. Goal post shifts constantly, feels like he is the foremost expert on...well, everything, and his argumentum ad nauseam style of debate gets really old. a_skeleton_03's antics are well known and had he gone up against almost anybody else, he would've had my vote.

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel - Typical, lower class red-neck junkie that is too stupid to understand not voting against his own self-interests. He also didn't post in the NFL thread until the Pats won the Super Bowl. So, he's also a typical, shitty bandwagoner.

Nemesisvs Kirun - I don't really know who Nemesis is, but I know that I'm generally a pretty Bad Dude, so..

Numbers vsTroll -I don't really follow the depression thread, but I know Numbers hasn't posted here in forever, so I don't really see why he should be on this list.

Tyen vsVaclav -
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- Vaclav personified.

Araysarvs kriptini - A pussy bet welcher. I used to actually enjoy Araysar trolling the tards on this site, but bet welching is about as bad as it gets when it comes to "pussy shit".

Convo vsMist -This vote is literally rape. Just like how I get raped by her/his attention seeking every time he/she is going to "kill themselves".

Freznic vsDraegan -A nobody on FoH who tried to parlay this site into a revenue stream. It didn't really work, so now he spends most of his time moderating things needlessly.

popsicledeathvs Eomer - I'm really glad I didn't participate in the True Detective thread during the season. Rereading just a few pages was enough for me. Plus, Eomer is a pretty solid dude, even if he's very naive about certain things.

Itzenavs Master Chunk - It took the Gamergate thread to expose Itzena for the shit poster he has always been. He used to use the same "schtick" in the MMO forums that he does in the Gamergate thread, years ago.
 

popsicledeath

Potato del Grande
7,500
11,755
Column vsSoygen

Azethvs Royal

Tanoomba vslurkingdirk

Hoss vsTuco

DelicateFlower vsTarrant

I'm Ritch Bitchvs Johnny 49

a_skeleton_03 vsHodj

ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel

Nemesis vsKirun

Numbersvs Troll

Tyenvs Vaclav

Araysarvs kriptini

Convovs Mist

Freznic vsDraegan

popsicledeath
vs Eomer

Itzena vsMaster Chunk
 

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
41,457
177,754
Results of this round!

I counted at 6:15 PM EST today. Here are the results. Those who move on to the next round are in bold, the vote count should make it obvious. In the event of a tie, the higher ranked person will advance. Here we go:

Column 31vs Soygen 5

Azeth 26vs Royal 5

Tanoomba 31vs lurkingdirk 5

Hoss 26vs Tuco 10

DelicateFlower 26vs Tarrant 10

I'm Ritch Bitch 24vs Johnny49 15

a_skeleton_03 22vs Hodj 15

ZombieWizardHawk 22vs Phazel 12

Nemesis 11 vsKirun16

Numbers 20vs Troll 13

Tyen 23vs Vaclav 11

Araysar 25vs kriptini 14

Convo 8 vsMist 28

Freznic 9 vsDraegan 25

popsicledeath 27vs Eomer 7

Itzena 23vs Master Chunk 13

New bracket coming tonight, next round will be posted in a bit. Winners, take glory in your asshattery ways.